“I could get you pregnant” was what some guy at the Pogue said to me, in an attempt to pick me up. I was so shocked that I just stared at him for about 10 seconds, and then I abruptly walked away. Yeah, buddy, that line will get you laid!
You’re lucky you said that to me, a nonviolent woman, I hope you say it to another woman and she cuts off your wangalang!—Disgusted single gal
This article appears in Apr 15-21, 2010.
Perhaps you should have let him finish…….. maybe he was trying to let you know that he practices safe sex and that you’d be best to hook up with him if you had intentions of getting laid on this said evening. I bet he would have said, “I could get you pregnant, but because I truly respect woman and see you as being a glorious example of such beautiful creatures, I would do absolutely everything I could to not only make you feel comfortable about partaking in the act of copulation with me, but I would also make sure you came more than enough before I’d even think of releasing my semen into the very latex sac of responsibility I carry around to ensure no babies are ever conceived as a result of not thinking….”
-never know……
where the flying fuck do you come up with this?
you’ve been around me way too long Jonno…
and I’m glad these douche nuggets exist.
makes me look a hell of a lot better.
geez
I told some chick at the Palace back in the mid-80s, that if there was a nuclear holocaust that night and it was the end of the world, that I’d want to spend my last moments making love to her. It worked too, of course it helps that I’m fucking gorgeous!!
On the other hand a socially shy friend and I were at Stages in the Holiday Inn and he asked me how to impress this girl, and I said say something nice to her, so he said “You don’t sweat much for a fat girl”
LOL @ Jonno’s comment
I remember this one guy came up to me at a party and said something along the lines of:
“Flat as a board, easy to nail” *sticks hand out for me to shake* “Hi I’m I**y and I’m a carpenter.”
That’s on the top of my list for bad pick up lines I have received.
Oh, to have said: ‘And I could cut off your pecker with the rusty box cutter.’
Five bucks says it worked for him at another bar. You know how dumb Hali girls can be; at least ONE thought it was creative/cute/innovative/daring/ballsy/etc/etc.
I still like “Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
love that one *mind snap*
Mind Snap- that pickup line has yet to fail for me…. 100% scoring rate if I do say so myself.
I knew a co worker who would use the line “How about we go to my place & F^(# “
I’ve seen girls tell him to piss off, I’ve seen others ignore him & move away & I’ve seen a girl dump her drink on him…& on more than 1 occassion I’ve seen them walk out of the bar together … I guess its all about timing & perserverance & at least he was up front about his intentions.
direct can work… sure people like to ‘do the dance’ for a bit but if it’s carnal they want and they like what they see…. well as you said, they just walk out.
keep the lines coming, I’m a little rusty and can use some material.
🙂
Your reply should be, “Not unless you want herpes.” But then a phrase like that could hinder you finding a date. That’s if you’re on the prowl.
lighten up, i would have laughed and bought him a drink
I think it’s funny.
My favourite pickup line is to point to a guys face and say “is this seat taken?”
Works on many levels…they get to be on the receiving end of a pickup line which a lot of guys like and I have made it pretty clear what the plan is for the evening 😉
I still say just walking up to a woman, back hand smacking and telling her whasup is the best way to go.
Best line, “I’m gay, you can stay at my place”
NGF: That approach with me will get you rolling on the floor clutching your retreating cobblers…just before the cops haul your ignorant ass off to jail where some big cutie is just waiting to back hand smack you and tell you whasup!
Well he could get you pregnant! He did not say he planned on getting you pregnant let alone fucking you. Why so uptight? Perhaps he used this line because he heard your biological clock ringing from across the room and smelled the eau de desperation reeking from your cougar outfit.
my favorite line was”let’s go back to my place, and fuck all night”. you would not believe how many chicks did.
devil-girl, honey, that seat of my face is open to you, and more, that might have been moi. did he walk a little off to the side?
My favourite line is: “Beauty is only a light switch away.”
Either this guy was drunk and/or stoned, or he’s looking for a female who is as direct as he is. If #2 is the case, I can’t think of a better question to test that theory.
good god people…
how do you say that to a complete stranger?
is it just me or are all the lines for a quick score?
no-body have anything for just breaking the ice?
or is that too boring these days?
i think it’s called a dingaling
I’m not ignorant. That shit worked back in the 20s.
I think his friends dared him to do it, and roared laughing at your reaction
…wangalang…bwahahaha
Best penis name ever!
Wangalang!
Yes.
i think he learned a lesson that night. that line doesn’t work as well downtown as it does in say… moncton or the dirty sack?
i think he learned a lesson that night. that line doesn’t work as well downtown as it does in say… moncton or the dirty sack??
Wangalang’s #1 but “The One-Eyed Wonder Worm” is a close second… thanks George!