Just because you are pregnant, does not mean that you need to be a pretentious twat. Your aren’t the first woman to be pregnant. The world doesn’t revolves around you. —Annoyed

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  1. Hey everybody! zZz wants to push Donk down a flight of stairs….It’s true. He even said so ^^^

    lol

  2. I wouldn’t know.. yours is blocked here in big-brother-land….

    and I thought I’d get flamed for wanting to push preggers down a flight of stairs….
    my retort though is quite excellent however.
    I was a month early because my mother took that spill.. wasn’t pushed, but it did the trick.

    and just LOOK how I turned out….
    http://moroccanmetalheadsexposed.files.wor…

  3. no it doesn’t, but if her belly is big enough, then it will get it’s own gravity well, and make some little planets.
    jesus o.p., lighten the fuck up, is it her first, if so, then give her a bit of slack. if not the first, tell her to fuck off, simple, right.

  4. OP, be glad you’re not pregnant. A saw a chick at the beach yesterday who was severely pregnant. The stretch marks made her look like a zebra. Disgusting. Worse yet was the two piece she was wearing…..camel toe front and back on her.

  5. I was born a month after my due date and my mom was in a car accident during a snow storm during her 10th month of pregnancy, zed.

    And I’m about as batshit crazy as you are so….

    heh.

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