Ok so I wake up this morning and I can hear my wife out fiddling around in the kitchen making breakfast (as it should be) and I realize that I will be getting breakfast in bed. Great! So I turn on the TV and start watching the news. A little while later she comes in with a tray with our “so-called” breakfast and hands me a plate and a cup of tea while saying “Good morning honey” (how cliché). I look down and I am horrified to see that she made me a home-made breakfast sandwich and she didn’t even bloody well cut it in half. What kind of world do we live in where a man can’t wait in bed for his breakfast sandwich and have it properly cut in half diagonally like it should be? I mean are we not living in a civilized society? It is a good thing you can’t fire a wife. How big do you think my mouth is? Do you know how awkward it is to try and eat a sandwich when one side is flopping down while you are trying to bite it? Oh the horrors! Here I am letting you make me breakfast in bed and you can’t even show me enough respect to cut the sandwich in half. Utterly ridiculous is all I can say. —Apology Expected
This article appears in Feb 9-15, 2012.
No blaming the bitcher, here. LMFAO – OP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opT_JGssUVk
Best. Trawl. Evaaaaar!
Wp
“Do you know how awkward it is to try and eat a sandwich when one side is flopping down while you are trying to bite it?”
I’m going to venture a guess and say probably not half as awkward as trying to eat it with no teeth and broken fingers.
Bahahahaha!!!
Every King needs a good servant … what is wrong with her?!? You obviously still have more training to do, OB … good luck with that.
Obvious troll is obvious.
sounds like someones gonna have to choke a bitch!
I half-hope that somebody takes this seriously. Obvious troll is SOOOO obvious. I lol’ed
lmao trollllllllll
Somebody need their scrotum cut in half – fucking trolls!
A lady walks into the Hospital with two black eyes. The Doctor looks at her and says, “You should have listened the first time”
Its even worse when they drag a tooth !
I mean if you are going down there…. its damn sensitive down there & never should teeth be involved
(and BLOW ,god damn it is JUST AN EXPRESSION !)
this has to be bullshit. no man ever gets breaky in bed, unless he pays a maid to do it. and then, even then, it is not done freely. fuck off o.p., if this is real.
I hope this is a joke… and if not, you don’t even deserve a wife like that. In my opinion you don’t deserve anything.
This better be a joke bitch or you are a little bitch.
Wait a second! Aren’t breakfast sandwiches round? Made with English muffins or tea biscuits? I may have a solution for you OP. When she brings the sandwich, just turn it 15 degrees clockwise and the cut will be diagonal! Other than that, you’ll just have to keep training her. Try the reward system, give her praise and/or a treat when she does something right and nothing if she screws up.
arsehole lol
Just be glad she made you breakfast in bed anyway. Cut it yourself…
Buddy you are an ass if your wife had any sense she would make you one more sandwich and spit in it I know I would
Trololololololol
testing
You’re spittin’ nickels, Painy. Loud and clear. Over.