To the girl who I nearly killed by running into you yesterday at the liquor store in a grocery store on Queen Street, I am grateful you acted so nice. You even held the door open to the fridge for me so I could grab my beer because you seemed to notice I was in a hurry and my hands were full. Just want to say thanks for being a champ, and you’re cute so keep smilin’. —MSTRNCGY
This article appears in May 19-25, 2011.
