This is for the prick in the Beemer who slowed to a crawl then accelerated in the storm Saturday night as four of us tried to cross the street: You’re a douchebag with more money than brains! You know who you are and you need to trade in your licence (if you even have one) for a bus pass! —Hating Stupid Drivers
This article appears in Jan 16-22, 2014.
The owner has less money buying that car….maybe mid life crisis setting in. Those with the best cars are the least qualified to drive.
Klyde obviously can only afford a hooptie and is envious 🙂
storm? really? storm?
DARWINIAN SELECTION IN HALIFAX
It’s nature’s way of weeding out the aged, the infirm and the unfit. In due course, when the forces of Darwinian selection have achieved their purpose, all will be driving Beemers.
New Avatar Alert! “R.C.A.F. KAYOES A PROWLER”
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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Basil Fawlty (01/20, 8.54AM)
Envious? No, at my age I’m past that stage. I have an 81 Suzie, a 91 Toyo and my infamous 2000 piece of Impala junk which costs me more than any wife or g/f could. What more could a man ask for. It has been my experience throughout the years that people who own high end luxury cars seem to be the worst drivers on the road.
Klyde if you pooled your ‘cars’ and traded them all in, you might be able to afford a bicycle and become a menace on the sidewalks.
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Basil Fawlty (01/20, 12.27PM)
LOL Basil, I’m a menace now on the streets…..you wouldn’t want me to be on the sidewalks. I suppose I could get an unmotorized pedal pusher and have drag races with Meaty on the sidewalks. My 81 Suzie 2 wheel chariot (fresh engine)gives me more thrills and turns my long hair grayish….providing wild turkeys and deer know their place in this world.
hey op, was it a gold coloured beemer by any chance? with a 30 something shaved head guy at the wheel?
he AIMS at people.
BMW=expensive gas. Excellent suspension but too much for gas.
Well now Klyde, I’m not much in heels. Tried that once – back in 1981 (?) when I met this guy… And I had NO idea how they got cleavage either, until then… tape, BTW
I have been known to chase down cars who cut me off… they are the ones with dented door panels.
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Saint Meaty (01/20, 2.52PM)
Thanks for the heads up Meaty, if I see someone chasing me on a bike wearing high heels kicking my doors in, I’ll know it’s you and stop to say hi, lol.
I guess you could say your issues with this car are…
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…germane.
Oh Klyde! I’d NEVER kick YOUR doors in…
NEW AVATAR ALERT! “TWO CANNONS”
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
New avatar, same old douche…
Captain Crunch!
OB for some reason your post brought a flash of memory on “what is in motion stays in motion , objects at rest tend to .” Have no idea why ?!!?
Perhaps it was because that memory is right next to “once an idiot always an idiot ?
“Beemer” says the person who speaks of having little brains..
It’s Beamer, Genius