Getting off work at ten sucks so my girlfriend and I went to the grocery store after, to buy random foods I was craving. There you were at the checkout. The dreamiest of boys. You made a comment on my kettle chips, star fruit, chocolate and pomegranate, but I was too flabbergasted to actually act like a normal human being. sorry, I think you’re great. —Fluffy Hat Girl
This article appears in Nov 24-30, 2011.