So, I have never done this before… but fuck it. I was in a place on Quinpool with my best friend splitting a pitcher. You were very handsome, and very bearded. We smiled back and forth, but then you were off. I wanted you to come up to me, but I should have gone up to you to give you my number. You had hockey skates and were with a friend, but it would be nice to split a pitcher and go for a skate with you in the future. —Simply intrigued
This article appears in Feb 6-12, 2014.
I know we can drown a baby in your panties and all…
but how do you know anything about this guy?
Those skates could just be his weapon of choice and you just be another lock of hair in his dresser drawer.
There’s a reason you never do this… and it’s likely kept you ALIVE up to this point.
But whatever,… do what you want and get whacked by the zach galifianakis impersonator.
It’s Halifax, beards = get the ladies. It’s the easiest trick in the book around here.
Quick, before a waitress snags him up!
what is it with women and beards in this city anyways? The water? Salt in the air?
for gawds sake jhey, just buy a beard and glue it on if you can’t grow one.
I have a beard. I’m just missing the hipster attire. And I’m always being half sarcastic.