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Please, please, pretty please guys… that rugged mat on your chest & back isn’t appealing. Trimming is in… get some clippers. You don’t have to shave it all, just trim it up. The birds look at you as a nesting site. —Venus
This article appears in Aug 5-11, 2010.
16 Comments
talk about timing ; i was just about to submit a bitch about peoples looks on the beach ; yes the greek guy chest thing ; and ladies over like 40 in bikinis ummm like about 5% of woman can pull it off you are not one of them sorry
Fashion policing at the beach. Geeez, I go there to enjoy the sand and surf. Who cares what the other people look like! Silly bitch!
While I agree that some people look like shit on the beach, I’m sure none of us are perfect in a swimsuit/shirtless and I’m sure there are things people would rather not see.
If it bothers you THAT much, just don’t look. There’s plenty of other things/people to look at at the beach. In fact, there’s usually some pretty nice eye candy to be found!
I’m not judging people ; I’m just suggesting a little sensory decorum is all
If you don’t like it, don’t fucking look. Or better yet, take your grumpy, judgmental ass away from the beach.
Thank goodness for beach eye-candy to cancel out the effects of the things that make you go hmmmm!
Yeah and a guy (or girl in some cases) asks someone to shave their back and its all ewww, ick, gross, etc. Well folks if you want it off, you have to help. Unless one is a fucking contortionist, you can’t shave your own back. It’s only fucking hair and takes maybe tops 5-10 minutes.
SUPERFICIAL AND STUPID BITCH. Who gives a shit.
i like men that are not too long outta the trees…hirsute rawk
Chest hair is one thing – ass crack hair makes me want to projectile vomit in fourteen different directions – it’s like a skid mark Chia pet.
“skid mark chia pet” good one…now that’s bad naked
Stay @ home and watch Baywatch reruns.
While I am certainly a fan of the trimming, shaving, waxing thing for women and men(within reason), I dont think the poster will be singing the same tune when she is escorted off the beach in her more mature years for violating weight and weeds growing out of the bikini line laws. Or her bad case of “thong denial”..Tanning bads are for beautiful people (cause you are the only one in it) beaches are for everyone.
While again i think trimming and grooming is a must in today’s society. Men are HAIRY…its been that way for centuries, and given the choice between having some hair on my chest and back, and looking like a 12 year old hairless school boy, i will take the first choice, and so does my Spouse…WEIRD how that works huh.
the androgynous males are not dead sexy…hairy smart funny men and good witches. that’s the ticket
OP: Cover up the orange peel meets cottage cheese that you call the back of your thighs and we’ll start shaving/trimming our chest hair. Deal?