Dear Pyramid scheming sexist asshole,
It would be nice if you could show some respect when you enter my place of work. I serve you coffee and seriously do not need you commenting on our staff’s bodies, how old our technology is. Grow the fuck up. Stop using our cafe to solicit people into your fucking pyramid scheme. You are scum of the earth, please get educated. —Barista who just gave you decaf
This article appears in Jul 3-9, 2014.
a glorified name for a waitress, and that is exactly what you are.
So I see ol’ gummers is selling Amway, now.
Was Tutankhamun involved in the pyramid deal?
It’s the decaf that makes me hate him, tbh.
Boy, coffee wenches sure do get persnickety.
LS, unless they take your order at your table and come back with your order, they are not waiters or waitresses. They are just coffee wenches.
mind your mouth shitty kitty, i never said a word to, or about you. so keep your yap off me.
basically one and the same tim. how goes the battle for control of sprytown.
Heh.
Anyway, there’s no reason in the world to be shitty to anyone in the service industry (even when they’re shitty to you – tell them assertively they’re being rude, then report them to their manager – you’ll totally be discredited if you go apeshit on them), but some assholes don’t think of these people as actual people. They figure since they’re spending money on something, these people are their slaves. And the lower the cash spent, the more they tend to treat the staff like shit. Would you treat your sister/mother/father/brother/son/daughter like that? No? Well these people are someone’s sister/mother/father/brother/son/daughter so fuck off and have some basic human decency.
I think it’s the air of pretense they exude accompanied by a disproportionate title (barista) that tends to lead people to treat them with banality. The longer they demand “respect” as someone with significance of magnitude, they more they demand to be treated like your doctor…
Serve me and service me, then fuck off back to your corners you basnicks and wenches!
“so fuck off and have some basic human decency”
Just like your first comment on this thread, right?
Germany 7 Brazil 1, do not ask for a Brazilian, go for the Mein Kampf, if they won’t do that, show them a picture of Kim Jong Uns bonce and say, I’ll have one of those please.
I work in a cafe, and I really HATE the term “barista”… It may technically be my job title, for whatever effing reason, but I avoid using it…
Someone previously said it right, I’m a coffee wench… I serve coffee, and sometimes make fancy lil drinks… whoopie, gimme a fuckin metal LOL