Dear bathroom musician, I do not appreciate you playing your guitar in the bathroom in my residence when I am showering, it is really creepy and makes me uncomfortable. There are many other alternative options for where you can practice your instrument that do NOT include the men’s washroom. I know that there are other places for you to perfect your craft, please utilize them! I am tired of being serenaded by a stranger. —M

This article appears in Apr 7-13, 2011.

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  1. Shower singers in rez creep me out.

    This one bitch used to do it all the time and I just wanted to kick her down the elevator shaft.

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  2. EW! But as a musician, I can say that the acoustics in bathrooms ROCK!
    (It’d be really creepy, though, not to mention potentially stinky, to sing/play in the bathroom while there’s someone in there…)

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  5. One of my friend’s exes used to play guitar while he was taking a crap. I feel bad for anyone else who touched that guitar!

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  7. Zed, you must be having a good week. All of these kitty pictures are consistently cracking me up and giving me a lovely warm-an-fuzzy Friday feeling. Thanks.

    I love it much more than the early week rages.

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  12. are we talking same sex here, or a wandering, wondering douchebag minstrel here? if the same sex, they are seranading your ass, and want to get in it somehow. work it out.

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  14. better than my shower hits, which include

    Don’t bring me down (ELO) Complete with half assed lyrics
    Yankee doodle dandy, rewrite to show the days events

    And many many more…

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