fuck, all i want to do is take my contacts out…. but you spend like 25 minutes in the bathroom doing god knows what
im fucking tired- hurry up and pinch one off already… fuuucking christ. i can hear you dicking around with your deodorant…. ive literally edited this bitch 10 times over while youve been fucking plucking your ass hairs or something.
—gtfo
This article appears in Jun 4-10, 2009.
Probably jerking off.
mini1337s stole mah comment 🙁
Bastard! 😛
(PS, love your avatar, mini)
Maybe he dropped HIS contact and was looking for it???
or just making himself pretty
Defenitely dropping the cosby’s off at the wave pool. Looks like little Rudy’s hangin’ on for dear life!
LOL @ Hammer
keep your contact solution in your room. problem solved
Sometimes takin the BROWNS to the SUPERBOWL can take a while. Maybe you should get a pocket mirror for those contacts…Suck it up butter cup maybe he sharted and had to clean his gitch. Its not all about you!!!
Since when has using a public washroom been a contact changing station?
Wear glasses and stop being a narcistic tossbag.
something tells me the washroom in question is not public
I’m with Mini and Pretty Kitty- he’s probably wacking it into the garbage bin like my old roomate used to do. I knew what he ws up to because he kept an economy-sized tube of K-Y Jelly in the drawer and the bin always stunk like a rotten hunk of cod- once I mistook it for toothpaste and pulled it out to wave in front of him; thinking he was using up my toothpaste because he was too cheap to use his own- the tube of lube I mistook for a tube of Colgate
Some people just daydream. My kid brother used to fall asleep with his eyes open in the mornings and it took FOREVER just to get in there to brush my teeth. Fucking pain the the arse.
Try living in a family with 8 people. 25 minutes is nothing.