Thanks a lot for breaking into my roommates truck repeatedly and trying to steal it last night. He is now leaving this building and I’m more than fucking likely going to have to sign another year lease somewhere else (probably somewhere further than a 2 or 3 minute walk from my scotia square workplace for more than $420 a month) even though I planned to move to Montreal in less than 6 months.
Fuck all you cracked out, no future, no hope, despicable leeches on society… I wish on you nothing but continued failure and pain. —No Turns Should Burn
This article appears in Sep 23-29, 2010.


well i guess we are all broken up over this, isn’t that what insurance covers, not stupidity for leaving shit in plain sight in a vehicle.
Fuck you LIFE SUCKS:
It was in an indoor parking garage.. he keeps his shit clean and there wasn’t anything to steal visible any of the 3 times. The first time they smashed the window they stole his safety sticker (second day we moved in) then last week a deranged homeless guy broke 5 windows for no reason. And the other night someone tried to steal it and broke his fucking steering column.
Would you claim $300-$700 damages multiple times if you had a big deductible? Didn’t fucking think so cock sucker.
I’d do exactly what he’s doing and getting the hell outta dodge.
That sucks Neville :(. Is there any sort of law in place or whatever that would require the landlord or building owner to install better security? I think they should do something about it if it keeps happening.
temper, temper neville, i never said it was right, did i. i just said that’s what insurance is for. and yes, it happened to me once in my life, and the shit was all returned to me, less than 24 hours later. once they found out who’s car they fucked with. i am a no nonsense dude, you fuck with my car, or my shit, then you deserve what you get, when i find you. and find you i will,because this planet is not big enough to hide forever on.anyway, guy that stole my shit, found out that i put a gimme on him, and was fucking near crying when he personally returned items. yes, i am a very bad motherfucker. if you knew me, then you would really know. sly stallone is a pussy compared to me, when i go ballistic.
Those crack-bastards are a pain in this city’s ass. Where’s a high voltage taser when you need one?
LS, I’m assuming a gimme means you greenlit them.
that’s pretty gangsta’ yo.
Did you plan on feeding him to the pigs too?
are you gangst as fuck ?
I’m dying to see Life Sucks in person. But no I will not agree to anything sexual in exchange.. Pure Curiosity.
By any chance were you ever a bouncer LS…or just gangsta as fuck
yes, i have some some door person jobs in the past r.c., and i’m nicer to the ladies. i am a mean fuck, only when i have to be. smelvins know me very well, and don’t fuck with me, a lot of scum in this city knows me by face, and they keep their good side to me. a lot of the older fuzz also know me, and they would tell you not to fuck with me or my shit. gangsta, no, but the mafia that doesn’t exist, would love to have me as a doctor. tell them what a doctor in the mafia was ivan, read lucky luciano into it.
“Doctor” Huh, Lifer? I’m thinking Harvey Keitel’s character from “Pulp Fiction”. Am I in the ballpark?
Supposedly Luciano assisted the American government in securing the eastern seabord dockyards during WW2. “Preventing Sabotage” could cover a pretty broad spectrum of activities including keeping the mob controlled unions in line.
Depending on whose opinion you take , the decision to deport him back to Sicily after the war was either a cheap betrayal or a reward – putting him out of reach of American justice.
no, ivan, not even close. the doctor that i referred to was a “turkey doctor”. that was someone who was in the interigation area of org. crime. the wanted info you had, and they got it, anyway they could. they would start cutting off fingertips, and using tar or pitch to keep you from bleeding out. after awhile, you would squeal like a pig, and tell them anything they wanted to know, even shit they didn’t know about, just to get you to stop. but it never did stop, and by the time they were finished carving you up, you were just like a turkey. hence the term turkey doctor. and the japanese had their own methods. damn i wish i would have been in that war and been a jap.sayonora all.
YIKES!. Thanks Lifey – that one’s filed away for future reference. And you’re right about the japanese in WW2. The first week of August, every year I make a point of reading a book by or about Allied P.O.Ws in the hands of the Emperor. Canadians at Hong Kong, Americans in the Phillipines, British and Australians in Singapore and on the Burma Railway. The horror and sadism are fully on par with anything to come out of the Holocaust or the Gulag.
The Suckster had posted a picture of himself once, realchick. It was a bit scary…
Not scary. He has character. He looks like the kind of person you’d want on your side if you were prospecting for gold in the Sierra Madre. Leading your wagon train through Comanche territory. Telling you to not stop for the wounded, just before the landing craft ramp dropped on Omaha Beach.
Or telling you that you missed 2 payments, the vig is now 10 points and he’s going to have to take your thumbs. >; )
Right… the one ON your side. Therefore, it is a bit scary, because how do you ever know if he’s with you or against you???
“He looks like the kind of person you’d want on your side if you were prospecting for gold …” Mmmmm sexy.
Just don’t go all Fred C. Dobbs on him and you’re safe as in the lord’s pocket.
lol. Now I’m dying to see whatcha look like. I have a picture in my head…but it’s a 1-80 from yesterday’s guess. lol. I know it`s wrong to ask but how old are you LS?