You have fake uggs and don’t wear sunglasses. You don’t wear jewellery and never drink lattes or caramel macchiatos. You’ve never travelled anywhere outside Nova Scotia, and you have an expensive purse. You never wear heels, and you certainly don’t know designer. You’ve never heard of Orgasm blush and you don’t shop at cosmetic store. Your makeup bag consists of drugstore brands. You think it’s cool to be a dt rat and your pre-game consists of 3 coolers. You don’t get facials, bi-weekly mani/pedis, or highlights. You wear tight short dresses out and think that’s what “style” is. Yeah you know who you are. —She’s in Need of a Swag Dealer
This article appears in Nov 17-23, 2011.
TROLL bitch.
Maybe sebastian’s drag competition from his office.
It sounds from your description OP, that she’s NOT a superficial little sperm spittoon with a brain the size of a dehydrated pecan. This is bad how?
It’s really sad OB when you judge who you are and the people around you by material things. You must have a lot of inner turmoil ….I feel very sorry for you.
Question… are you the ‘swag’ dealer… whatever the hell that is?
why would she need to know about Orgasm blush?
expensive purses, travel, overpriced coffee?
or all that is ‘designer’ ? (fucking ridiculous)
needs to wear REAL uggs, sunglasses, jewelry, expensive makeup…
how rich are you people???
and how did you GET that money exactly?!?!?
cause I’m betting you’re a young bitch wasting all your parents money on over-priced, useless shit. OR using student loans as a credit card….
The older you get… the more you’ll realize that fitting in ISN’T the way to be “cool”.
It’s the outliers from the bell curve that ALWAYS get the most attention.
do you like the olsen twins ob?
Fuuuuuckkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuu
“sperm spittoon” … LMAO!
Anyone who wears heels in Halifax is an idiot. Anyone who thinks women should wear heels in Halifax is a misogynist.
Orgasm blush? Do you mean post-coital glow? You make it sound like a brand, and if it is, I’ve never heard of it either. Is this the swag of which you speak?
Loathsome wad of dung.
These things require money and are not cheap. I guess OP’s money goes towards material things and not bills. Haven’t you realiazed bills first then spoil yourself OP?
Superficial much, Princess?
Little hint for you….all that crap you listed in your bitch doesn’t make you cool or stylish.
It makes you a high maintenance cow.
so basically she has achieved what you want at a fraction of the price and you are jealous. haha
I feel sorry for you. You’re an idiot,
Who the hell pays extra for something when they dont have to? it doesnt make it better. If it did, you would be AWESOME aparently; but you’re not.
BORING
Sometimes basic is best! I don’t know my Ugg (caveman?) from my Organism blush and that’s just the way I want to keep it.
but o.p., she fucks like the proverbial mink, often and fast. i love it.
Fuck, OP, has anyone ever told you that you are as shallow as a gnat’s puddle? Can your pigeon-sized brain wrap itself around such a concept? Doubt it.
I still say troll bitch, BUT, I will say that OB SCREAMS of a student from a certain university with either a bank account linked to mommy and daddy’s or a pile of student credit cards.
I laugh when I see students with all this shit because I know it’s most likely on credit, and if I ever did decide to buy Nars blush (yes, I do know what OB is talking about when she refers to orgasm blush) — which I never will, I wear Cubic from Mac — I’d be paying cash because I have a *gasp* JOB.
Who the hell would want to be with a girl like that? I hope I never meet you, because the way you dress, I would probably laugh in your face.
Who wrote this P.O.S …
OP I like people who enjoy the finer things in life and understand that there are other dresses on earth, not just the ones with a polyester content of more than 40% aka the ones typically sold at Sirens. That being said, it doesn’t mean you HAVE to have all those things you mention …Ppl need to learn to live smart, invest in good pieces, and not let money fly in the wind. Brand names do not buy taste.
Only thing I will agree with you on … somewhat, is the fake Uggs. Fake Uggs (some) tend to not have the proper heel support and after a bit of wear the heel folds over and just looks ridiculous and uncomfortable! If you can find a good strong reasonable boot that looks like a “fake ugg” then meh. (this could be said for any shoe really) THAT one, I’ll give you. Oh and the travel one. I think a little travel outside of province lines never hurt anyone.
The other things are just darn petty.
Oh and all you tools rolling around campus in Canada Goose, with not a penny to your name … fuck that! I need a new winter jacket and at my current income REFUSE to pay 650 + tax … no, no, oh hell no!
Sounds like a description of a Sackville chick.
Idiot bitches
You write annoying posts. Judging people for not being as superficial as you are. You have never heard of a book or having interests outside of your appearance. You think that people who don’t want to spend their lives inside of a mall are less than you. You think you know what “life” is. Yeah, you know who you are.
She’s in need of a ..brain(?).. dealer
Also, since when is drinking “caramel macchiatos” cool?
I like to save on the fat/calories and order just a coffee, thanks. Not some sugary pile of crap from Starbucks.
I want to see a picture of OP really badly.
Hah, I don’t know why.. I just picture her being a cow of a troll.
“Like … whatever!!!” … and then she stole your boyfriend ’cause he wanted a real woman who drinks beer or coolers if she wants to; who is practical with her money; who doesn’t need to spend hours each month in a salon; and who uses the word orgasm when talking about what happens to her treasure when he makes it happy.
OB, you sound like a pretentious snob. I mean, if all of that works for you … good on ya; but is it really necessary to be so judgemental of other women because they don’t dress, primp and drink as you do. Tough life ahead for you, indeed, if you think that ‘swag’ is what elevates a person beyond being ‘basic’.
Must…resist…joke about…facials
Arrggh
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I have real uggs and can never find my sunglasses. I own a knockoff Chanel purse I bought from some dude on a street corner in NY (my only time out of province!) I drink juice from my kids sippy cup when he’s not looking and I gave up on jewelery when he started yanking my earrings out. Unlike your frigid ass I actually still have regular orgasams but I don’t even buy drugstore makeup anymore. I think it’s cool to be a stay at home mom and my pregame consists of staying up late watching old reruns of Beverley hills 99210 on netflix. I can’t afford facials or bi-weekly mani pedis and I might get a haircut once a year. I wear jeans and t shirts that usually have baby puke on them, this is my style. Do you think you know who I am? -She’s in need of a reality check.
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Lol this was total troll, they knew that all the bitchers would rip them a new one from this…
That being said, there is a lot to be said about someone that does not feel the need to impress others by owning all those things. Its great to have nice things, but sometimes I feel that certain people are just looking for a form of validation from others. Totally the wrong kind of validation if you ask me lol.
you’re fucking stupid, OP and if you’re kidding then you’re stupid AND shitty at trolling.
Next.
You materialistic BITCH. I’m in shock that you would even take 5 minutes out of your day to come on here and comment on the way someone else looks or dresses. The way she puts herself together IS her own style and is probably what makes her feel comfortable and happy. The fact that you clearly spend alot of your brain waves stairing at her and judging her is a clear definition of what is wrong with the world today. Take a good fucking look at yourself in the mirror. I can guarentee you have numerous flaws that others could so easily point out on you whether you think you do or not. By the way, i bet having a conversation with her is 100000 times more interesting because she obviously has way more intellect then you do. BTW since when did drinking lattes and macchiatos become cool?? hahahahaha do you sit around watching “clueless” trying to become every attention seeking whore you see? Who the fuck do you think you are basically coming on here and telling the world you are better than her. I hope some day your karma catches up to you and you’ll realize how pathetic you are as a person.