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To the dude living across from the blues bar on Barrington St on the top floor: Curtains are very cheap at Wal-Mart and even cheaper at Value Village. Failing that tacks are $1 and I know you have towels cause I watched you dry your ass with one. You may enjoy your penis but I enjoy looking around without having one in my eye sight. I’m not trying to be a dick (get it, get it, huh?) but you’re just not packing enough power to stand naked in front of your window with all the lights on. —Someone with working eyes

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  1. You’re right Cranky. Obviously a stalker or a peeper, they looked up – way up – to see his ass. Creepy…

  2. I hear that a lot of the old gals who live in high rises have telescopes. They must really be into astronomy. (Wink! Wink!)

  3. If this was about me and I saw this, I would so bust a nut in front of the window every once in awhile. I mean, OB is pretty much asking for a show.

  4. Interesting that Mrs. S and her husband watched the guy masturbating for 15 minutes BEFORE launching a complaint… WTF is wrong with this world?!

  5. Perhaps you should be directing your anger to the person who is holding your head in position and you eyes open and forcing you to look.

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