I have to admit, your quite brazen morning theft of my girlfriends barbeque was quite amazing. How you got down the street with a giant grill has me shaking my head. Despite that, I can rest well at night knowing that I will soon find out who you are, by reading in the news about the house that burnt down due to a leaky propane tank that we neglected to fix.
This article appears in Aug 14-20, 2008.
Unless they sell it. That’d be funny. WATCH OUT FOR THE BEACH BALL!