not really in any order:
asshat, tool, & troll(especially on here)
-SWEEET (that drives me)
awesome
and of course the word LIKE over and over again
Where do u folks come up with this crap????
—Pets over most peeps
This article appears in Feb 26 – Mar 4, 2009.


Complain about something substantive, jesus what a waste of time reading those 35 words
Like, how like sad is this? This is like the saddest thing ever! This guy is like a total asshat troll. Like, this tool wants to ban the use of some words, that like are totally sweeeeet! Wouldn’t it like be awesome if we like banned the “word” peeps instead. Because, like, it’s not like even a word. At least, not like in the sense that he’s using it.
Well for starters RETARD I am a woman and I am waiting to hear from all you clowns who use these words repeatedly. Write on. Also to the idiot who said it was a waste, then why reply !!! All bitches r allowed here whether u agree with them or not. Thank you.
One thing I can’t stand, is when people write ‘r’, instead of ARE. Or ‘u’, instead of YOU. Gee whiz, that really chaps my ass.
Ahahahaha!! Better take some time to un-bunch your panties then sweetheart! Wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself when you’re all fired up in a tiffy!! You complain about people’s use of words, yet you use plenty of stupid words/abbreviations and have a complete lack of grammar and sentence structure. Pot meet kettle. Kettle meet pot.
Not a thing wrong with my grammar. I’m sure you use U and R when you’re in messenger. It’s people like yourself who get all fired up as you must use these words too often. I will just sit back now and watch fools like yourself complain about my bitch. Have a wonderful day all!
Sweet kind of bugs me too. I think it’s just because it’s played out. But when I say it bugs me I mean it might cause a slight cringing reaction in my had when someone says it, but damn, if those “words” bug you that much you felt a bitch about it was worth your time and energy you really DO need to un-bunch your panties.
Also: in case you didn’t know, “troll” is an actual term. It’s internet speak for someone who cases internet forums and says shit just to cause shit (usually targeting one specific person or group of people). Just so you know. It’s not some arbitrary term like “asshat” and “tool.”
“All bitches r allowed here whether u agree with them or not. Thank you.” – Pets
Not a thing wrong with my grammar. I’m sure you use U and R when you’re in messenger. -Pets
You’re a fucking idiot aren’t you.
This post deserves a hefty eye roll and a dismissive snort.
There’s a lot wrong with your grammar, op. This bitch is proof that you need to find something useful to do with your time, so why not go back to school? You’re wasting space here with this dumb post.
See, the thing is POMP, u and r, or a combination thereof, is probably some of the most annoying jargon on here. Using it in a text is okay only if you have a number pad, it’s easier than typing 8 or 9, 15 times. On here, you have a keyboard. That means, you are lazy, you asshat tool-troll. Sweet, that flame was, like, awesome.
I’ve never understood why people abbreviate you and are. Is it really so hard to type 3 letter words? Does it really take so much extra time?
Platitude of the day: as the Bee Gees said, It’s only words…(unless someone complains about them as being abusive, in which case I have to do something about it).
But the real reason I am commenting here is that I want to congratulate Jim THE HAMMER Shapiro for having such an awesome handle. I know he’s the lawyer guy, but I would LOVE IT if every bitcher had a wrasslin’ type handle.
Let us all unite in our love for Jim “THE HAMMER” Shapiro. I can still recite his phone number. Thanks for the flashback Andy.
Call 1-800-546-7777 – I SUE DRUNKS!
Hey LADY, I’m the person who said it was a waste of time. I just tried it again, and yes it still is a waste of time.I don’t give a tinkers fuck that you are a woman. Either gender would have elicited the same response.
What a sweet post…truly is.
ugh- ‘sweet’ makes me sick, and so does awesome. they just sound so fucking inauthentic and stupid.
Ahaha this from a person who uses the word “peeps”. Too funny:)