Pretentiously named bar, my deepest apologies for shaking the body that God so generously gave me. I’m sincerely sorry that your uptight bouncer was uncomfortable with the sexual energy that oozed off me. In short, I’m sorry for having fun. Next time, you won’t need to kick me out because I’m never coming back. —Madame Delacroix
This article appears in Mar 17-23, 2011.
huh?
methinks OP was shaking her ass a little to hard and got bounced out on said ass.
haha “sexual energy ooz[ing] off of me” AHAHA. Sorry, that cracked me up.
something tells me this person has an “ample” frame dressed in “not ample appropriate” attire and she was lettin it all hang out to the point it was disturbing for the other patrons.
http://crazytownmayor.com/blog/wp-content/…
and because I love it so much….
return of the
http://babaloud.com/wp-content/uploads/201…
Pics or it didn’t happen, OP. 😛
Go back to Jersey, Snooki.
http://images.buddytv.com/articles/realsp-…
.NOT enough info..do tell in detail..this oozing thing for examp….:)
“generously” sounds like she’s fat…..maybe her thunder thighs and cottage cheese shake were causing structural damage.
lol. I don’t think you got kicked out for dancing OP. Put some clothes on and stop acting so trampy!
hot chicks never get kicked out for dancing OR being underdressed… haha
Please post pics… why not hire yourself out???
You got kicked out of the Palace!!!??? LOL.
Was it for ‘dancing’ like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNAUrkAZ_34
Probably not.
I don’t think that I want to know the real reason.
Ewwwwww, I can see the hippy-shake exuding all over the floor now 🙁 Nasty image in my head!
o.p., dance floor is open at my place, or any other horndog here.
not till friday nite anyway
under our current draconian liquor license system, there has to be a special clause in your license to allow dancing – it is, technically, prohibited, in a lot of licensed premises.
so depending on where you were (ie, not a bar with a dance floor, where dancing is usual – at a restaurant, or certain lounges, or a venue with a special premises license) they could have been just covering their ass.
STFU OP. You reek of annoying mother f*****!
donk honey, are you going thru an idenity crisis or some shit? i thought that comrade ivan had the name change nailed down?