You successfully weaseled your way in. Personally, I wouldn’t trust you to oversee my lemonade stand. How this happened I am sure I will never know. You’re right, I was quite surprised. I don’t like the direction this is heading but for the sake of curiosity, I will stick around to see where this goes. I give it a year tops. It will sort itself out when the boys get tired of you or when one of the many lies or facades that you put on is revealed. One can only pretend to be something he is not for so long…You’ll get tired, I can see that you already are. —Like A Boss
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2013.


Sometimes people pretend so well there is no discernible difference between reality and façade. Sometimes I buy those caramel flakies instead of the passionfruit by mistake.
Yes I agree trying to be something you are not would be exhausting. Probably ok for a little while, something like a lie is, but over the long run it would be impossible to maintain. Exhausing and Impossible. Hang in there OP I am sure you won’t be disappointed when it all blows up in his (her) face!
Let me guess some underqualified jerk got a job simply because he knows somebody that knows somebody! Welcome to Nova Scotia! Just waiting on my reply by next Friday and then I am out of this province! Thank God!
I hope the douche gets whats coming to him….what comes around ….goes around.
Wigpig, is that why your fake relationship with Blow Me fizzled so quickly?
In order to keep a lie going you need a good “poker face” and a great short term memory.
I wouldn’t stand a chance.I know a few people who can successfully keep a lie going long term,no matter who they hurt.
This is a bad time of year to manage a lemonade stand. Do some marketing research. Location, location, location.
I never understood why the weasel got such a bad rap. They take a huge junk out of the mouse population and they really don’t bother anybody that isn’t a rodent. People love ferrets, their more domesticated cousin. Sure they have stealth and you don’t see them often but does that make them weak and underhanded? Give these mustelids a break.