Ok WTF is it, really, with people that compare having balls to being the elite alpha male? Like, ”That guy has HUGE balls for slaying that grizzly bear 4 times and then eating it” or, ”grow some balls and fight me, noob!”
Really? Really really? It’s just like so stupid. I’m a girl, so should I say to another girl who I hate, ”Hey bitch, grow some tits and tell me what you think of my orange blouse, or I’ll rip yo nips off”
or, “Wow, Tabitha really has some tits, she just ripped that guy’s toenail off!”
Balls….no. I know plenty of guys that are cowards and have balls. Your male anatomy will not make you a.) stronger b.) more fearsome c.) invincible d.) able to eat 30,000 packets of Swedish Fish in less than an hour. I’m sorry. It’s just annoying. Excuse my vulgarities.
—Dino
This article appears in Sep 3-9, 2009.
LMAO!! I’ve wondered as much before, OP. I almost choked on my lunch when at: ”Hey bitch, grow some tits..” Priceless!
You are so right, OP (Mole Rat ?).
Although…
I have been told that I have ‘balls’–big ones, at that–and I am a woman, so I assume that even though its origins stem from the male anatomy, it now simply means tough or daring. I don’t think people would generally absorb tits as a substitute (or any other parts of the female anatomy). Which just goes to show how our language subjugates women. I mean, women are stronger than men overall, but all references to strength allude to it being a male thing.
LOL!
I love this 🙂
Your vulgarities are excused, because you’re awesome.
This is why Dino is my favourite! Swear to god she was the (ill) legitimate daughter of TTFN.
As male, even I get a kick out of hearing other dudes tell one another to “grow a set”. Whatever it takes to talk ourselves up I guess.
God love ya Dino. You’ve got bigger balls than most guys I know 🙂
Nope not me…lol…
I agree with this, it bothers me to have courage and strength constantly equated with male body parts.
Although… “‘Hey bitch, grow some tits and tell me what you think of my orange blouse, or I’ll rip yo nips off”” I’m sorry, but I would say this to a friend (the right kind of friend obviously). What a riot.
I always said brass ovaries.
How ’bout a solid steel snatch that chomps dicks to the size of a pencil stub? Dino, you are one gifted girlie. But just remember – if you kick a guy in the balls (I prefer the word ‘bag’ myself), he’s gonna be anything but an elite alpha male.
Welcome back Dino! We missed you! Sure took some ovaries to post this bitch! 😛
Sorry Dino, I didn’t notice your name. And, I didn’t realize you had such balls! Hooya!
Brass ovaries, eh Luthor. Perfect. You have just penned the new definition of the day. Brass ovaries=Superior strength or daring.
TTFN you have a gift yourself = ).
Can you feminize ‘boner’?
Clit-hit?
I have actually heard someone say “grow some tits and…” it was pretty funny lol
Spasm chasm is a used term (although what woman would call it this) = p
Still in tears…seriously Dino you are awesome…even though you have a potty mouth sometime… I died at “grow some tits” … you made tea come out my nose! LMAO
Sorry to spoil the hen party here…but the reference of “grow some balls” is likely to the hormone testosterone that is produced in the testes (balls).
Testosterone, especially excess amounts of it, is linked to aggressive behaviour (and baldness), high sex drive (libido) and a fondness for wearing a Speedo at the pool.
Personally, I have never envied those traits, and so I am glad that when faced with a typical “fight or flight” situation, my ‘package’ quickly retreats into a protective “walnut” configuration, allowing for less impediment whilst I scamper away….
I think, OP, that the “tits” analogy is off a bit as well… A breast is a milk-producing ‘gland’, not an organ. Growing them would not help you, or Tabitha, in your efforts to de-nail the giant ball-sacked guy you met at the Palace…
…. And since estrogen is linked to passiveness and “milder” female traits…if you wanted to fight that “Grizzly” bare-handed, you could call out to “shrink thine ovaries, and lay on with it!”
Just a thought…
The cock (of the walk) has spoken, hens.
Cluck-cluck-cluck – well, what the fuck do you want me to say? Big balls have one drawback – they drag on the floor behind you after you’re sixty. Or they can act like one big suction cup and root you to the floor. At least my fabulous gazongas only brush my ankles.
Frosty, I noticed D.R.R.T. is highlighted in your name. Besides looking like the word dirt, does it stand for something? TTFN is going to have fun with this one, no doubt = )
Oh TTFN, always the tease with your boob talk. I think I’m getting “blue balls”…
The OP just got owned by baD mR fRosTy. If she had any balls she would have a rebuttal.
Oh, Holy Moley, my scarlet basketboobs are on FIRE – goddamn those fucking hot flashes!
I just totally jizzed in my pants.
DRRT,huh?
Drooping Rod’s Retreating Testosterone?
Dateless Retard’s Receding Testicles?
I totally wish I had the tits to eat 30 000 swedish fish in an hour.
Take your jizzed-up drawers to the cleaners, Moley. And don’t post a bitch about the flyer they staple to your pants.
Yes’m!
“Dateless Retard’s Receding Testicles”
Absolutely perfect.
Dude Regurgitating Reprehensible Thoughts
Dilettante Remarks ‘n Rancid Terminology
Dilettante Remarks ‘n Repulsive Temerity
Driveling Repetitive Replies Tumultuously
Domineering Rude Reincarnated Toad
Dumb Remarks ‘n Repulsive Temerity
Delusional Ridiculous Ranting Tyrant
Dauntless Rambling Rhetorical Thug
Driver Resembling Repugnant Twit
Damn Riff Raff Trucker
Devour Red Rose Tea
Opps……
Daring Rebuttles to Ridiculous Threads…
Direct Responses to Retro-grade Trolls…
Detailed Research to Raise the Threshold…
Damn Right! Rude but True!
Doing the Right and Real Thing…
Defending the Right to Relevant Truths…
Daring to Reveal Reprehensible Tales…
Ole fRosTY is the acronym king (FAK!)…apparently someone hasn’t been reading my posts, as I do all of yours (sadly), although I am seeing less and less detailed content, and more and more trivial and boring one-line ‘chat’, with a few notable exceptions. Have you lot tried MSN or twitter…or even passing notes at school? I believe that these don’t require typing skills or even basic thinking…like ’50’s music.
LMAO…you couldn’t fuck me up the ass with someone ELSE’S dick, TTFN, why even try? Your stupid, repetitive, out-of-context and nosensical acronyms, using words like “retard” (offensive to your children) and “receding testicles” (huh?) come well short of my lucky 7 above…taking me about 5 minutes, repeating NO TERMS!, and all with absolute relevance… 🙂
Whether Coast posters like me or not (there were a few, less as we go), all must submit and bow to my “superiority with acocrnyms, in context”. (SAC)
Hear that, malL RAt?
Bow to my SAC…
LOL, I was told there was wit and cut-throat debate on this site…of which I’ve seen but a little. I’ve enjoyed it so far, and thank you Coast for printing my bitch last week, but unless some folks step up their game a little higher than small ‘penis’ references – I’ll be soon back to liberalland and the evil Fox newsDOT com, that is, as soon as my 90 day suspensions run out…
🙁
smee…great effort (for this site)!
But you drop the ball when it comes to continuity…
“Dilitant remarks”?
“Rancid terminology”?
You do know it has to make sense, right?
Still, I like “Driver Resembling Repugnant Twit” enough that I have decided to stay on your cute little site for a little while longer, you’ll be glad to know.
Hooray me!
Hooray Twee!
Wot a team (WAT?)
Try to imagine how little Smee cares.
Hey, I care even less. Now back to dancing around my ceiling fan.
Though I agree with you fully, from now on I am totally going to tell every skankass bitch that gets in my way in the bar to grow some fucking tits or I’ll rip her nips off. That is golden. And I believe this is the place where someone comments about how you have huge balls for saying (typing) that.
Holla what- she’s not back because she a pussy.
The ”Hey bitch, grow some tits and tell me what you think of my orange blouse, or I’ll rip yo nips off”
Wouldn’t you call her a bastard first then grow some, if I was talking to a guy I’d call him a bitch first.
This is deep…I’m mesmerized.
If it wasn’t for the unpleasant task of getting back to tracking, I’d be fixated…
HKM, you must be so proud…
It was kinda like:
“and now for something totally different.”
And you got to admit, it was entertaining for a minute = )
It just deteriorated after awhile.
The DRRT contributions were very clever though. Did you actually highlight them for a reason?
I have to lol at someone showing up at a forum called Love the way we bitch and being all like “cease and desist with your trivial banter! i was MISINFORMED”
The only thing at which you appear to excel around here (besides perhaps acronyms) is writing meandering, windbag essays with about a 65% entertainment factor.
Yeah, Mal raT, add to that your persistent and increasingly bitter ad hominum attacks and we’ve, together, got %70…
Have you got anything else to add besides misquotes?
“”Did you actually highlight (the DRRT acronyms) for a reason?””
Huh?
maybe when someone started the whole fiasco with this:
“”Frosty, I noticed D.R.R.T. is highlighted in your name. Besides looking like the word dirt, does it stand for something? TTFN is going to have fun with this one, no doubt “”
Am I missing sumpin’ here?
baD mR fRosTy. Drop bamfosy and you are left with DRRT. I ask if you did this for a reason. Like, are the initials of your name: DRRT (ex. Donald Reginald Robert Trump). Or, was the capitalization just random?
Please, it’s random…there IS no b.a.m.f.o.s.y…
You’re giving me far too much “Dan Brown” factor!
Don’t encourage the maL raT, let it sleep…
BTW…he’s not an acromym, he’s a snowman….a mean one….that chases little kids when grown-ups aren’t looking, and then “Freezes” when they are!
Google him
ooops , better add “halifax”, or fRosTy qwill get mad at interlopers!!
gawd, i’m even starting bore me
ta-ra
What would it be for hermaphrodites then?
You could start it off with ‘hey wussy(part wimp and part puss)…
grow some lips?
Balls = Might works with girls too and in some cases more effectively like in “She’s got balls talking about her nips that way”.
Durr…hey guys. I’m actually staying at the Citadel hotel in Hali on visit and there’s been like NO internet. BBL.