OKOKOK enough is enough!
It is MARCH.. take down your damn christmas decorations.. and pick up the random peices of your reindeer in your front yard! It wouldnt be so bad if the lights wernt hanging off of the house and you have scattered peices of decorations around your yard!
—Cupid and the Easter Bunny are pissed..
This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2009.


A face-down Santa encased in the sheet of ice is not a pretty sight. Besides, the lawn gnomes want their lawn back and they’ve got nunchucks.
Thread over, TTFN wins. Where can I get me said lawn gnomes w/ nunchucks? I need them to chase the underpants gnomes from my abode.
HAHAHA.. TTFN never change!
Lawn gnomes.. Jeeeez their creepy!
i’m not even going to comment. Well said tee-tee.
Friend of mine got a garden gnome last summer and named it Steve Murphy.
you guys needs a big serving of ZANTA.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zanta
Hahaha – Steve Smurfy immortalized as a lawn gnome – too fucking funny.
I actually know that Dude from Blog TV.com. What an asshole he truly is. He is the epitome of the Lawn Gnome, but somewhat sentient.
Zanta vs. Steve Smurfy, fighting it out for the front lawn.