OK, so you work at a sandwich shop in Dartmouth and you hate it.
That’s fine, I understand, but why are you the only person that works there that can’t make a damn sandwich properly?
You won’t even look at the sandwich as you make it! It’s mostly lettuce! I asked for olives, not one or two olives that fell off when you threw the sandwich down by the cash register!
Everyone else there does a great job! You just suck at making sandwiches! Go work somewhere else and stop ruining the one OK place to eat by the bridge! —Wants a good sandwich!
This article appears in Aug 19-25, 2010.


Call the store and ask to speak to the manager. Give them the time/date of when you were in, and your detailed complaint.
repeat.
I agree with Basil Fawlty. NASCAD is really letting it’s grads down.
Did he work at Subway… because once upon a time I was a “sandwich artist” and my boss would give me an earful if I did not follow their formula (which was only three depressing slices of olive on a six inch sub”. They have a rule that you don’t put more on unless the customer asks (so I would just ask each customer if they wanted more of everything).
there seems to be a crisis situation in the submarine sandwhich industry; perhaps the government should conduct a full public inquiry immediately 🙂
It’s true, we were told how much of each veggie to put on and it was a very small amount. Luckily for my store, the owner was non-existent so we just made the sandwiches good ;D.
I used to just tell them not to be afraid of the black olives & hot peppers…. but since the Fire News story & the sandwich artist/employee who was disaplined by the number 1 chain around here, for being a kind human being . I just refuse to purchase their products anywhere any more.
I gave a great solution to this problem in the last Subway Bitch: hire Filipinos!
They are well-known internationally as adaptable, hard working people who tend to accept the lower-paying jobs no one else wants, still do it well and, best of all, with a smile on their face. Just let them have their beloved Karaoke every once in a while and they’ll be happy as clams at high water wherever they go.
They seem to have figured this out in Edmonton, where just about every Subway, McDonald’s, Tim Horton’s, etc. is almost fully staffed by Pinoys, yet we still seem to get all the lowly depressed white trash working at our service establishments. In my opinion, Canada really needs to open its doors to more Filipinos in order for them to work at all the Subways and Timmys and Micky-Dees and BKs across the country. Let’s just wish them all a Mabuhay into Canada and get them to work!
And a lot of Filipina chicks are hot, too.
Yesterday all the Subway locations were giving away free breakfasts – perhaps he was very tired from doing that all morning.
You could be ahead of the issue and make your own sarnie? That way you can put whatever you like on it.
I hate the Subway sandwich artists that don’t cut the bread in half properly then give you the shortest portion
the tall black guy who works at that sandwich shop by the bridge is THE BEST!!! he is so thoughtful and remebers what people likes. he makes the sandwiches nicely and always does everything carefully and precise.y, just as though he were making his own. he is kind and funny. the absolute BEST subway employee i have ever encountered in MY LIFE, and in both the US and Canada. I must say.
Wow, onetime – maybe you should ask him out sometime. Sounds like a keeper!
Wow, ralmn – maybe you should go jerk your cock until falls right off. Sounds like a plan!