Have you ever sat outside at one of the tables at the Seaport market?There are these speakers attached to the Port Authority Building that play what has to be the WORST SELECTION OF MUSIC EVER. Worse than the worst FM light-rock station; we’re talking hold-the-line muzak level bad music. It’s pretty ironic that you can come out of the market in a cloud of “buy local” pride and then be assaulted by by a stream of the worst commercial American adult contemporary schlock; and this in a province where music is one of the things that we tend to do really well. Please, give us some local rock, jazz, indie, or even an orgy of Cape Breton fiddles–just stop holding our ears hostage with bland musical crap. —Hater of soft rock

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  1. Great – an open casting call for amateur jazz combos playing Charlie Brown music. Kill me now. With locally sourced hemlock.

  2. They parked their schtick in front of my local grocery store once, thankfully Security Sam showed up and moved them along.

  3. Op i have always wanted to participate in a heist. Since I have nothing to heist, may i suggest the heist’s little brother, the caper?

    Wanna hijack the sound system and pump some slayer through that motherfucker? Or, you know, whatever…

  4. Every time someone uses the phrase “hairy minge crowd” do you know what that tells me?

    It tells me someone has watched way too much porn in proportion to having actual sex.

    Most women over the age of 12 aren’t bald. You’d know that if you got your ass laid once in awhile.

    Boo. Yah.

  5. Looks like someone’s due for a name change, maybe to…”TheGreatBigBush” or, “GreatBigBellyBush”.

  6. I think ‘big hairy hippy bush’ went out with the 80s on a lot of chicks, not just porn stars. Market scenesters excluded, snatch, er , natch.

  7. since when did normal adult female genital hair become ‘big hairy bush’? if it’s grossing you out perhaps you are dating the wrong sex/species.

  8. WHAT IS BEAUTY?

    : Please, give us some local rock, jazz, indie, or even an orgy of Cape Breton fiddles – just stop holding our ears hostage with bland musical crap.” Hater of Soft Rock

    The question of just what constitutes “bland musical crap” raises the central question of the philosophical category of aesthetics, i.e., “What is beauty?” The poster appears to suppose that his claim is self-supporting, that “bland musical crap” is whatever he claims it to be. But is this right?

    Interestingly, I have recently finished two books on aesthetics by the English philosopher Roger Scruton (“The Aesthetic Understanding,” 1983 and “Beauty,” 2009) who claims the reverse to be true, that beauty in whatever form – art, architecture, music and so on – is not simply the response of the viewer or listener but rather depends upon qualities inherent in the particular art form. In other words, to determine whether something is beautiful or not rests upon objective factors in the art form itself and not, as “Hater of Soft Rock” seems to suppose, on one’s subjective reaction to it. The question is important since the appreciation of beauty is that which, for many, gives life itself meaning.

    To take music – Scruton didn’t deal with local rock, jazz, indie or Cape Breton fiddles, of course – the claim to recognize the beauty of Mozart or Beethoven, for example, rested upon a knowledge of symphonic music generally and that of Mozart or Beethoven’s symphonies in particular. It was a knowledge-based appreciation in the same way as appreciation of science is knowledge-based. It is objective, not merely subjective. In the case of music such knowledge-based appreciation rested on an understanding of structure, movement, narrative line and so forth as contained in Mozart and Beethoven’s symphonies.

    Of course, being in philosophy, I was waiting for Scruton
    to identify just what he understood by “beauty” and he never did. Was this a victory for me? Perhaps not, since art can never be reduced to its strictly rational components – the appreciation of beauty is not the outcome of reasoned debate – but requires the presence of emotional engagement to achieve its fullest impact.

    It seems to me that the solution to the dilemma lies not in playing more local rock, jazz, indie or even an orgy of Cape Breton fiddles as the poster recommends but rather in playing more Mozart and Beethoven. Gradually we would come to an appreciation of the objective elements which makes their music truly classical. I’m sure you agree.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  9. Some modern day music has roots and was borne from classical compositions. Apollo 100 has classical greats put into modern music.

  10. “Most women over the age of 12 aren’t bald. You’d know that if you got your ass laid once in awhile. “

    That’s a pretty bald, er.. bold, statement.

    How would you really know? Even if you’ve seen lots of naked ladies you only have your own experience to go on.

  11. That’s still a small portion. Even if you’ve seen 10 000 different vaginas that represents a minute percentage of the millions of adult women in Canada.

  12. “Most women over the age of 12 aren’t bald. You’d know that if you got your ass laid once in awhile. “

    I don’t know exactly what Batshit had in mind when he/she made that statement, but my guess is Batshit meant that most post puberty women have hairy cunnys….After puberty if a female chooses to remove the hair on her cunny that is her prerogative.

  13. TJ you’d be surprised just how many i’ve seen.

    Crock, sure. Remove the hair if you want to. IF YOU WANT TO. I don’t think any self-respecting woman makes that choice based on what some dude tells her he prefers though. Any more than a guy chooses to wax his balls or his nasty chest hair because some chick tells him to.

    I’m lucky enough that I can wear a string bikini without issue. But I sure as hell don’t pull any hair out of that area by the root and I don’t shave sensitive areas. I’ve never had any complaints and if i ever did, I’d move right the fuck on.

    That’s my point.

  14. Wow, you bitches won’t do anything for your partner? A relationship is about both of you, not just the woman. If you can’t take the 1.5 minutes to tend to your bush for the person you supposedly love… This is why we see so many bitches about bitches. Glad I’m not married to any of you selfish old cows!!!!

  15. ack! harper I missed your tender missive. will attend to that right now, since I care enough about you, mon petit chou, to take 1.5 minutes.

    a woman told Winston Churchill if she were his wife, she would poison his tea.

    winnie replied ‘madam, if you were my wife I would drink it’.

    ( no, I play winnie you cur. you get to be the old biddy pouring tea)

    http://www.allbreedsblog.com/uploads/proge…

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