why does coffee from a certain franchise that rhymes with “Jimmie’s” have to taste like absolute shit?
This article appears in Oct 16-22, 2008.
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why does coffee from a certain franchise that rhymes with “Jimmie’s” have to taste like absolute shit?
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*Prepares Passive Agressive tone*If only open markets allowed other coffee shops to open so you could choose where you get your coffee. I would think they’d call them “Jim Jortons” , Stardollars, or First Cup.
Starbucks does not even rhyme a little bit with “Jimmies”.Stay away from poetry, sir, stay far away.
it’s all marketing…sure their coffee is shit….and their pastries are shit covered in sugar….but look at the sheeple that have been brain-washed into buying their crap….I especially had to laugh at the fact that traffic was tied-up during hurricane Jaun’s aftermath at certain coffee shop because that coffee shop had power….it was a state of emergency for eff sakes and all the sheep could think about was getting their cuppa (rhymes with Jimmies)
it’s all marketing…sure their coffee is shit….and their pastries are shit covered in sugar….but look at the sheeple that have been brain-washed into buying their crap….I especially had to laugh at the fact that traffic was tied-up during hurricane Jaun’s aftermath at certain coffee shop because that coffee shop had power….it was a state of emergency for eff sakes and all the sheep could think about was getting their cuppa (rhymes with Jimmies)
Ummm… I thought they were talking about Timothy’s coffee (which doesn’t rhyme with Jimmie’s either I guess)
I worked at said establishment for a few years and thought it was the BEST coffee ever, then I started my career and low and behold we have a Tassimo Machine in the office….I never knew coffee was supposed to taste so GOOD!!I haven’t had a cup o tim’s ever since!!
Him Morton’s doesn’t serve coffee…it’s Chickoree and dirt!