That is enough of that, postal workers. That is quite enough of that. I have things in the mail. That I want. I didn’t order these things so that they could sit in a wherever and I could just wait for them. I don’t like waiting, and it’s been a week now. I need those things in the mail to be delivered to me so that I can resume the enjoyment of my life. I can’t enjoy my life until I have those things because this thing, as beautiful as it is, is quite useless without at least one of those things and currently I have none of those things. Which is why I ordered two of those things to be delivered in the mail. But now you guys are all something about something and I have to wait ‘til you’re done to even wait for you to get those things to me from a far off place. I don’t know the details, but I think that you have it alright. Pretty fuckin’ alright, even. So be thankful, for the things you’ve got. So that I can be thankful for the things I’ll get in the mail once you get back to work. Please and thank you. —Dreaming of $24/hr
This article appears in Jun 16-22, 2011.


Excuse me…but they have been locked out of their work places.
Management wants to force their concessions on the worlers. So the Crown Corporation locked the workers out across Canada.
They didn’t go on strike, they went on a revolving strike so service, may be interupted, but not stopped.
I noticed you didn’t bother to mention the postal workers who are locked out have agreed to pick up & deliver the social assistance checks to those who would be devestated without their checks.
As for dreaming about a 24 dollar an hour job. apply at the post office, but remember management wants to make sure all new workers will be paid 30% less.
So your 24.00 an hour will only be 16.80…which seems to be big businesses new stratagy, pay the bosses millions of dollars, give them massive bonuses whether they are profitable or not, & make sure the worker gets less & less.
I heard that management wants to change their agreement so that letter carriers no longer deliver to apartments. That pissed me the hell off. My designated post office is on bayers road and I’m on the other side of the rotary, that’s where I would have to pick up all my mail if they stopped delivering.
I was onside with the postal workers in the beginning, but now I don’t know who’s right. All I know is that I can’t mail anything from work, I can’t mail my dad his father’s day card and I might lose the service I had. Apparently postal workers wanted to be able to hoard their sick days and use them all at once, which was the sticking point. But Canada Post has lost customers that it will never gain back, so really the strike just screwed them over more, because less volume means less jobs.
Management locked out the employees solely to force the government’s hand. But the way I see it, the longer this strike goes, the worse off both sides will be. People who were afraid to go digital will go digital and there will be less mail to deliver meaning less profit and less jobs.
I don’t care which side is right or wrong, just settle your differences, compromise, and save yourselves.
Actually, I agree with More-on in the fact that, um, it’s now a LOCK OUT SITUATION.
They’re not choosing to not work, they’re being forced to not work, you idiot.
Besides, if it’s been a whole entire week (because that’s SO long!) you had plenty of notice that OH HAY there were going to be strikes/rotating strikes. If you REALLY needed that enema bag so badly, you should’ve paid the extra bucks to have it sent courier. Purolator’s still up and running so….
Failure to get your fucking facts straight just made you look like a complete douche drizzle.
enema bag? you funny kitty http://mistiridiculous.com/wp-content/uplo…
Is happy to see the comments on this one… Being LOCKED OUT is not the same as a General Strike. As mentioned by a previous poster the workers started rotating strikes to make their point with minimanl impact on Joe Public. Imagine their surprise when they went to report to work the other day to be locked out of the place of employement. While the Canada Post Corporation rakes in millions in PROFITS every year, they wish to make their employees have less. Get out there and support your posties!! Rally on Saturday for better jobs… why not bring everyone UP instead of trying to bring people who are working decent jobs DOWN!?!?!
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Don’t blame the workers.. blame the union.
Right Naveed… because the union locked them out… Dumbass, it was the employer… Canada Post that locked them out, not the union. Their union is the one who strategized rotating strikes for minimal impact.
Don’t worry about it, they’ve been ordered back to work.
Seriously though – I agree with starting workers at a lesser wage. Why should someone coming in reap the benefits of the 20 years of work that the older generation did to get their wages up there?
I think it’s totally fair. They get a raise every year, and eventually they’ll be making as much as those with seniority and those with experience.
The lock out happened because Canada Post was LOSING a ton of money with the rotating strikes. That’s what happens in these situations. Geez, if no one wants to negotiate, then no one should be working. I mean, Canada Post isn’t doing any business with the lock out on either. But at least they’re minimizing losses.
AND… we had a ton of warning that this was coming. If you didn’t notice in advance and make alternate plans for shipping things, then it just sucks to be you, huh?
Hollah!
Canada Post would have delivery to apartment buildings contracted out, much like delivery to “Super Mailboxes” in rural areas; so you would still get your mail delivered to your Apt# box currently in your building…you wouldn’t “necessarily” see a difference in service or have to go to your closest post office on Bayers Rd.
Well only someone constipated as shit (lol) would write this stupid bitch. Bitching at CP workers when they’ve been LOCKED OUT. FFS.
I just want my ps2 that’s sitting in a post office very close to my house :'(!! I did request that the seller of that item ship it with Purosoon but they ignored me after they got my money. They won’t be getting good feedback from me, no, no sir!
LOL Kitty…constipated…I don’t know why but that reminded me of this:
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/200…
Well, either that or they’re waiting for a HOOJ vibrating dildo.
There’s no frustration quite like sexual frustration or constipation, I’ve been told.
“I need those things in the mail to be delivered to me so that I can resume the enjoyment of my life.”
I see your point, Kitty lol
If you believe that CRAP-W opted for rotating strikes to minimize the inconvenience to the Canadian taxpayer then you probably also believe that that the fatter the union’s pension fund; the better the level of public service. You probably also get your barber to bleed you whenever you feel that your bodily humours are out of balance.
I was thinking maybe it was a blow-up doll.
I was also thinking about the 7 weeks vacation they want to go along with the – I thought it was – $30 an
hour.
Dang.
i love that freaking dog avasto
well, if you have to know. it’s pinch rollers for a cassette deck. as well as tapes, but i didn’t mention that.
but that was a lot of comments. as i mentioned, i don’t know the details. i should have said i’m not interested in the details. but i do know the details of the pinch rollers that i’ve been waiting for.
they wouldn’t have been locked out if they hadn’t been on revolving strike. i’m not saying that they don’t deserve whatever it is they want. but it’s interfering with my wants now and i’m just selfish like that. it’s not like i look at that currently useless tape deck and think, oh those poor dear postal workers. take your time and fight your fight for what is right. i think, you lovely machine. how lovely are you, machine? imagine when you have your new pinch rollers and we can record. imagine when we have those tdk ad and we can record, because your dual capstans have new, grippy rubber rollers to feed that oxide coated tape over your trio of heads, each specialized for a specific task. who is standing in the way of us living out dream? postal workers.
there you go. that is that. a glimpse into my vacuous selfish mind. so have fun.
but on a serious note, did you know that the people at the coast are editing the bitches? i didn’t title this “back to work”. it was titled “all right then”. so it could be followed by um, let me look… that is enough of that. rude. so rude to me.
Still Standin’: Canada Post may have locked them out but it’s the union that isn’t negotiating… dumbass. The business is changing and Canada Post is losing too much money. They either have to cut jobs or cut pay.. or both. The union isn’t being realistic.
I read in the Metro that Canada Post wanted to reduce mail delivery to 3 days a week and the carriers were protesting that as well. Was that accurate or a load of shit?
People still use tape decks?
Don’t worry “um” they’ve been legislated back to work and your lovely machine will have those pinch rollers for your dual capstans and the trio of heads. Sounds more to me like the flayrod has gone out of skew on the treadle but I’m not an expert.
On a side note, why would the Coast change “Alright then” to “Back to Work”? Interesting.
I’m not taking any position on this issue as I am only mildly inconvenienced by the lock out. Please take a moment to read the attached from the CBC.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2011…
i felt bad for this guy http://thechronicleherald.ca/Canada/124913…
Thanks Baz – flippin’ loved that line “a work culture in which coming to work is optional; and doing the whole job is not required.”
Who sends live animals through the mail?
As if we need to lose more bees. If the bee population continues to crash and the commercial orchards lose their pollenators.. $10.00 bucks an apple anybody?
we have a cherry tree, last year there was a bee on every blossom. this year there were so few that i was really rooting for them and i’m not a farmer. i let the birds eat the cherries. i have never attempted to transport bees, so i don’t know what logistics are involved
Cell phones are killing bees. The signals confuse and kill them.
Bees are transported to farms all around the globe for pollenation purposes. Unfortunately, some pick up diseases and fungi that most bee populations haven’t developed a resistance to. As they are transported to each locale, the local bees catch the infection and spread it to their population and so on. Add warmer winters into the mix and you have a bonafide catastrophe.
trodon4 – that helps to explain the big highway sign when you cross from NB to NS – I was always curious as to why it wasn’t permitted to import bees.
There’s weird stuff going on all over the world, apparently bats are dying off in record numbers, and butterflies are having problems too. I lay it all at the feet of either Dexter or Kelly ha ha
With regard to Greg Weston’s CBC piece on the postal strike, it was very one-sided. He quoted directly from the former president of Canada Post and made it clear he agreed with her, but we’ll have to take his word for what the union’s position is because he apparently didn’t talk to any union people.
He also made the mistake of claiming that increased costs at Canada Post will ultimately mean increased costs for Canadian taxpayers. Not quite. In fact, Canada Post subsidizes the Canadian government by providing some services to them for less than cost. Canada Post has been profitable for the last 16 years and over that time has paid over $650 million in income tax plus almost $600 million in dividends directly to the Government of Canada.
Increased operating costs at Canada Post will drive increased costs for its customers, just like any other business in Canada, but it won’t cost taxpayers a dime. If you don’t use Canada Post’s main product, “snail mail”, as many here claim, then you have even less reason to complain about the cost of mailing a letter, which, contrary to what you might have been told, is one of the lowest among industrialized nations.
Finally, the average full-time hourly wage for Canadian workers is around $24.00/hour. That’s a figure from Statistics Canada. This puts the postal workers’ wages squarely in line with those of the average Canadian worker. If you find yourself making a lot less than this, maybe you need to find yourself a better job instead complaining about what average workers make.
And while you’re at it, stop blaming the disappearing unions for the country’s perceived economic woes. Successive Liberal and Conservative governments have been pushing a so-called “free trade” agenda for over 25 years. It’s a fraud. The only way a Canadian worker can compete with somebody in Asia (or Mexico for that matter) is to adopt the same standard of living. If you think that’s realistic, ask someone on welfare if they could get by on a fraction of what they currently receive, because that’s what all Canadian workers would have to live on in order to “compete” with labour in many other parts of the world.
Folks have been indoctrinated with the belief that unionized workers are lazy, unproductive drones who drain companies dry of profitability. Many have also been indoctrinated into beleiving that unions might have been necessary once upon a time, but that in our enlightened age unions are an anachronism. If you hold these beliefs, maybe it’s time to ask yourself where you picked up these ideas, because they don’t conform to the facts.
The bee problem is a serious one. Unfortunately, a lot of people still think their food comes from a supermarket, not a farmer’s field, and they don’t understand the important part that pollinators (bees) play in growing a wide variety of food crops.
I think the blame for the falling bee populations can be placed squarely on the hundreds of chemicals that have accumulated in every ecosystem on this planet in the last fifty years.
All I know is that well before the rotating strike, something Xpress posted to me didn’t leave it’s point of origin. So over Canada Post. Going digital for bills, and shipping everything tangible to/from me via Fed Ex.
last may was warm and dry, this year i think most of the bees drowned. there were lots of frogs last year too, i wonder how they’re doing this year
http://www.carlosgruiz.com/images/cx_scuba…
Even the amphibians are finding it rough this spring.
you’re telling me….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcERe5pd8yI
Now that’s a fuck of a lot more effective than those insipid “Just Say No To Drugs” P.S.A.s from the ’80s or Nancy Reagan smoking some rock with the Diff’rent Strokes kids.
Just a FYI, sometimes I change the titles to better reflect what the bitches are about. If I went with whatever was submitted all of the time (which I do about 95% of the time, anyway) they would all sound exactly the same.