Stay away from him. He doesn’t want you. When are you gonna realize that? You call him over and over again and if he doesn’t call you back you STILL don’t get it. My brother has a girlfriend, and he doesn’t find you attractive anyway. No matter what we try to do, it doesn’t matter, you still harass us. Get a fucking life! —Pissed Sis

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  1. Has your brother told her he`s not interested and to stop calling? – maybe he`s leading her on a little and you don`t realize it. Maybe…..just maybe…

  2. ah, the stalker complex. just call cops and have psycho bitch warned. if she does it again, then deck her.

  3. First the mother/son thing, and now a brother/sister thing…Op, ‘keeping it in the family’ refers to heirlooms only…unless your royalty.

  4. Loving the new incarnation Moe. But I’m thinking the Nude Beach Rule applies here; The rural Nova Scotians who are most likely to have an incestuous threesome are the very last people you would want to see having an incestuous threesome.

  5. Ivan – if they are butt ugly my mercenary snipers will send them to hell, or sprytown, highfield ghetto or cole harbour.
    Do you know of a reliable bank that is capable of stashing a few pilfered billions and can keep their mouths shut?
    Is it too cold to live in my bedouin tent in HRM, what in all that is fucked is a by-law and who is this infidel Peter Kelly and what is a premier who has a name that rhymes with barrel?

  6. Near as I can tell Effendi, Nova Scotia banks should be perfect for stashing your billions since there is fuck all money in this province anymore. You could pitch your tent on the commons in the summer time; the ululating of the hippie drum cirlces and random un-aimed gunfire should ease any feelings of homesickness you may be feeling in exile. A By-Law is best thought of as a less poetic sura from that book that you folks get all sensitive about. Basically it’s a stupid rule, dreamed up by someone long-dead, designed to impede progress and nip in the bud anything even vaguely practical or enjoyable.
    Peter Kelley-bey is best thought of as Hugo Chavez without the oil wealth and stash of roofies, but still, if he invites you over for a slumber party you may want to decline . Barrell Flexter is a progressive, like your co-religionist Obama but with a much less successful record of achievment and an even more divided tribe of followers. Look for a very bloody civil war within the next 3 lunar cycles.
    Hopefully this will ease your transition into your new life in Canada, so welcome brother. Allah Akhbar!

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