Thank you to the gentleman who moved his feet off the bus seat so I could ride backwards. For seven minutes, looking at and talking with you, I forgot about being stood up, starving, ignored and uninvited. I will treat you to coffee anytime.
Bless your heart. —J
This article appears in Nov 22-28, 2012.


Rule number 1: A gentleman never has to remove his feet from a bus seat because a gentleman would NEVER put his feet on a seat to begin with.
You’re not unwanted OP… just ask the suxster.
You do have a paper bag handy though right?
I hate those backwards-sitting buses, but not because you’re sitting backwards.
I hate them because there’s not enough room in that little space for 8 legs n feet.