Go on! Keep on bitching about the rich and how useless they are. Kick back… relax! Just smoke a joint and wait for that cheque from your wealthy parents to come in, so you can buy your next stash. You certainly won’t have to worry about buying groceries this month; your folks should be bringing those by any day now, too. —Wishing I was rich, too
This article appears in Jan 20-26, 2011.
Parents should NOT enable their grown children like this. While I’m sure they think their intentions are honourable, the result is a spoiled little fucking knob who deserves a coat tree coated in jalapeño juice rammed up his ungrateful poop shute.
Oh jeez TT, the mental images flying there made me gag on my tea 🙁
I would love to compile your rants and make a lovely book of them to sell – I bet they’d go like hotcakes.
Seriously though… rich spoiled kids are by far the worst to try to deal with. they have this crazy sense of entitlement that makes me want to vomit. I love my folks, they pushed me to be independent, and I am and was… made me a better person for it.
Gotta love li’l anarchists, with their shoplifted copy of “Manufacturing Consent” next to their bottle of Disorono and their stash hidden in their snap-tite Millenium Falcon (Heh, Heh – Stoopid Pigs’ll never think to look there).
“MAKE THE RICH PAY – (for my fair trade KD and weed)”
Bahawhawhawhaw – thanks for that, Ivan.
You know what I always found about the people who came from wealthy families when I was in school? They had no concept of the value of money. They’d spend all their cash on whatever and ask ME, the one who always had to have a part time job and was on student loans to borrow money. And usually for the dumbest things. One asked me to borrow money to buy a used car he saw in the paper!
And I’d always come into situations where I’d be working on group projects with these people who didn’t have to have part time jobs and would expect me to blow off work to meet for group meetings. These are kids who are graduating university and have never even held down a part time job. What do these people put on their resumes?
It’s mind boggling! Some of these wealthy students may have become some of my bestest friends, but damn they have no clue about the value of money. My poorest friends who never had any money (some not even enough to feed themselves properly) have never asked to borrow money from me once (and if they did I’d be more apt to lend them the money because I know they really needed it and would make more of an effort to pay me back)!
One really doesn’t know the true value of something until he has very little of it.
well o.p., if you are a female, start fucking dude. if a male, same advice,if other is female. or in the case of transgendered, who gives a shit, and go for the blow or glow.
Time for the parents to cut the umbilical purse strings.
What a thing to do.