I love the way you can stink up the whole room. You come from a body so tiny and precious but you don’t let that stop you from being the biggest poop ever in the whole of mankind. Every morning before I get to enjoy my freshly brewed coffee and read my newspaper I get to embark on a journey that not everyone gets to embark on – the cleaning of the cutest baby who happens to be the biggest pooper ever! When I look down at this little human and undo the diaper to see and I have a little liftsy up to see whats going on in back – wow you little pooper – there it is . From the bottom of your bottom to the top of your little shoulders – nothing but poopy poop. I love you for being the bestest pooper in the world and one day when you are a grown up human – I wish that you too will get to enjoy the happiness that a little poopy human will no doubtedly bring to you. —Poop Cleaner from Way Back
This article appears in Jun 30 – Jul 6, 2011.
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