You are 19, a High School dropout, have never held a job and sit around all day on Facebook filling out those ridiculous ‘notes’, answering mindless questions to demonstrate how “deep” you are… and now you’re pregnant with the next generation of welfare hellspawn.
So, it’s pathetic enough that you and your sprytrash boyfriend both got approved for welfare (I understand that maybe in your mind, you’re unable to work, but what the fuck is his excuse?!) but recently you won $10,000 on a god damn scratch ticket. So instead of A) reporting it to welfare as income and using it to support your own fucking lazy ass or B) saving it for baby stuff or an education for ONE person in your sad little family, you run out and buy a purebred pitbull and a second car. Neither of you has a job, why would you need 2 cars?! And yeah, having an untrained pitbull around an infant is an awesome idea. Good luck finding that new apartment you’re looking for with a dog.
Everyone who knows you and your immature, trashy boyfriend cringed when you announced you were pregnant, and now we are all tucking Children’s Aid’s number into our wallets for the inevitable day that they’ll need to be called. I dont even mind going to work every day and paying taxes for single mothers on welfare if they will use it as a temporary solution to better their lives, my mom did it and was able to get an education and get back on her feet. However, it makes me sick to see girls like you who use it as a career and a surefire way to move out of their parents house with the boyfriend and be able to sit home all day together smoking weed and fighting. You are disgusting. I feel so terrible for your child and can’t imagine how much he/she will HATE you when they find out that their life is total shit because you wanted some attention on Facebook and thought that having a “bebe, omg!!” was the best way to get it. And you wonder why none of your friends want to even talk to you anymore. Gross. —Taxpayer
This article appears in Mar 10-16, 2011.


But but but, it’s their right.
if you know this for a fact, then it is your duty as a good citizen, to report this abuse of the system. if they have nothing to hide, then they should let it be known.
$10,000 on a scratch card? fuck me i can’t win a free coffee at tims.
Am sure the welfare police already have this information on hand so is just a matter of time when they knock on the door of the bimbo.
OB here.
Believe me LS, there is nothing I would like to do more, but unfortunately they had someone else claim the ticket for a cut of the profits, so there is no proof. The even “funnier” part of it is that they have one of those bleeding heart social workers who basically thinks they are just a downtrodden impoverished little family and he/she tries to get them every extra dime they are entitled to. I work 60 hours a week at a job that I hate and these idiots have more/better stuff than I do. I know a few people who are “on the system” for the right reasons and use it appropriately and it doesnt bother me, but people who scam a system designed to help simply because they are lazy gets on my very last nerve. And the subject of this bitch hilariously thinks that being pregnant is an automatic stamp of maturity and condescends to everyone because “ive changed, i have a little one on the way” so she supposedly isnt accountable for anything she has ever done or is doing.
Lovely situation….
tell me about it anglo. i’ve been doing the lottery thing, since it started, and have only even won, free tickets, 10 or 20 bucks, and put a lot more out, than i will ever get back. and have you noticed, that the big prizes, always go to either quebec, or onario. why the fuck is that now? n.s. is known to be the drinking, gambling, fighting capital of canada.
this province pays the highest taxes in the country, the highest gas prices, and lately, the highest meat prices, even for local shit.
so how the fuck come, no one has ever gotten a really big prize here? the most ever won i think, was by one guy in bridgewater, some years back. but back to bitch, she needs extra car, to do drop offs, and to keep the heat from the bf. as to the mutt, well, it will be well fed, when the kid comes, for a bit, anyway.
i have two nineteen year olds in my house right now, they give me hope for the future. this bitch is sad and probably very commonplace
We need a more Socialist welfare system. No more lay-abouts.
until I read up to the ticket I was thinking, “wow, that could be anyone from spryfield…”
but that little nugget cuts it down to the problem gamblers, which is… oh shit. still almost all of them.
AH, TWO CARS… there it is. There aren’t many people in Spryfield with two cars….
tsk tsk, now they’ll know it’s about them.
This bitch is incredible! I love it! Makes me feel appreciative for the great life I have and the incredible parents who raised me!
Report the two fucktards – like the other posters said, she’s abusing the system and it’s our fucking tax money that’s paying for this shit.
In the UK, the current party in power is now requiring everyone on the government’s tit to have a medical checkup to asses their ability to work. If they can, they have three months to find a job before they’re kicked off the dole. That couldn’t come soon enough to Canada.
TTFN- I just got off the phone with a receptionist at income assistance who basically blew me off when i asked how to go about reporting her, plus even if i did, like i mentioned previously, the ticket was cashed out by someone else so there is no papertrail therefore no proof. Trust me, I have no problem reporting them, it just wont change anything.
First off, people on welfare should have to go through mandatory drug testing. Second, the program should be revamped to focus more on temporary situations. Lets face it, the vast majority of people on welfare are on it because it’s free money. Plus they usually work under the table for some extra cash. Now Im not saying that everyone is in such a situation, there are some that legitimately cannot work, and I’m okay with those. I look at it as from the point of view of what if I was in that situation, I would need such a program. But I’m not, and neither are a pretty good chunk of people currently on it. So, it should be say 6 months whatever, then you should have to attend some sort of class or workshop focused on getting those people into paying jobs so they too could contribute to society instead of sponging off of it.
But I digress, such program will likely never exist and lazy people will keep sponging off a program meant to help others…
Kudos to you, TP1990, you tried.
Good grief. Leave people alone mind your own business. Who give a shit.
Wouldn’t the two new cars and nice things make people wonder where the money came from? But I guess the cars wouldn’t be in their names either….arg. Like the Newfie said, I love you mom and dad for actually planning me and giving me the best life ;D! (Or at least being able to provide me with the best life if I wasn’t planned ;D)
Pit bulls are such ugly dogs too. Why buy one when you can get the entire series of Futurama for much cheaper?
I thought that once about all the winners in quebec and ontario and i figured that it was because of the higher population out that way, Although i would like to see the sales to prove that.
Welfare really does push peoples buttons doesn’t it.
I think it’s sad people who “work” the system. It’s a shame that there’s woman out there who are trying to make ends meet can’t get a little extra help because they are working, but woman who are lazy and putting no effort in bettering their own lives or their children’s get money for rent, food, entertainment, even extra things that are not necessities at all. I wish they would do mandatory drug testing on everyone currently on welfare – but I’m sure that’s a whole other battle of the privacy act blah blah blah.
“Good grief. Leave people alone mind your own business. Who give a shit.”
I guess you aren’t a working taxpayer. It IS our business when lazy welfare skanks are stealing our money meant to help really needy people.
ditto sodeypop. (love your icon)
It wouldn’t surprise me that some on welfare are panhandling also.
I agree NGF, Futurama is a great investment no matter the cost.
BTW OP, don’t forget the designer pyjama pants.
Couldn’t help myself when they were $14.99-19.99. Nothing beats Richard Nixon’s head saying, “Oh you women libbers really know how to party!”
RIP Slurms McKenzie
Mandatory sterilization for the poor would solve this. If we’re going to pay taxes, and then have useless scum like the OP refers to collect it in the form of welfare, they should have to come to my yard and pick up the dog’s shit, sort my recyclables, rake my lawn, and wash my car. Make the poor work for their welfare. It’s only fair.