Regrettably, I work for a payday loan store within the HRM. This is out of necessity, as it goes against my moral code to be a cog in corporation that preys on societies less fortunate.(I guess I could put myself in this category as it only pays 11 bucks an hour.) I was in a jam, and desperately needed an income and this was the only piece of shit job I could find at the time. I have been actively searching for new employment ever since.

It’s a business that’s obviously booming due to our current economic situation, therefore I see a lot of different people from all walks of life. Some good, some bad. Generally, I can sympathize with many of these people. Most of us are living pay to pay with little savings, so when incidentals arise there aren’t many options other then getting caught in the never ending payday loan cycle. (thankfully not me just yet)

TODAY HOWEVER, a spectacularly atrocious, cheetah clad dumpster hoe, with a face that looked like Babe Ruth threw a knuckle ball at while her skull was still developing walked into my store. This was the second time she had been in that day( I wasn’t there the first ) She’d been declined for lacking the proper credentials. This time she was back with an entitled vengeance.
I kindly invited her back to my desk after she made several snide remarks pertaining to the quality of service she’d received prior.(her own problem) Whatever. I shook them off, and we continued.

I began to explain how we issue loans. (cheques, and over priced pre-paid credit cards) After I kindly explained that that the credit card wouldn’t be worth her while due to her $200 pay from Tim’s, she says “Well what the fuck do you want me to do, if the banks are closed?. Never mind, just give me the fucking card. I have like three kids, so I get over $1000 in baby bonus plus welfare”…(born in ’91 btw) I then asked her if she had a fucking attitude problem, and told her if that was the case to get her nappy ass out of the store. Taken aback she rants “FINE, I’LL JUST GET MY DAD TO LEND ME THE MONEY. and by the way he owns LIKE half the building I WILL be making phone calls and your ass will be fired!! (do me the favour) I don’t take shit from no one!!”.

You sure do take a lot of dick from everyone. NASTY SHIT BAG BITCH.

Why do I go to worK? —Works For Her Baby Bonus

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  1. there should be a law that prevents ghetto slug trash gorillas from being allowed out in public. amen.

  2. I’m sorry if you missinterpreted any of this as racism (can’t figure out what part your refering to) But I wrote this bitch, and I’ll have you know she was infact white.. I think it would be racist in it self to say that makes it any better.

  3. LOL sounds like a girl i know. from spryfield. 3 kids born in 91 baby daddy in jail and her name is an expensive car name lol too bad her prostitute prices dont quite compute with the vehicle she was named after hahah

  4. I guess there’s a new definition for nappy. I was in same boat as the krayola kid.

    urban dic

    nasty, gross, disgusting. Opposite of cute.

    Example 1: After working out Anna was sweaty and looked very nappy.

  5. Once upon a time Nukka had to get a payday loan. As he was at the counter a ghetto ass mother comes in (leopard print pants, lol) and went straight to the window beside him. This didn’t bother Nukka but it certainly bothered the man Ms Ghetto cut in front off. She asked if they would do a payday loan against her Universal Child Care Benefit. The answer of course was NO. She left the store cursing and swearing and thats when we all saw her baby stroller outside, unattended with a ghetto ass baby in it.

    Nukka had to get a payday loan because Roto Rooter charges a lot for a 3am call. After Nukka paid said loan back in person they went into his account and took the money. What an experience!

    FUCK PAYDAY LOANS!!!!

  6. Babe Ruth only pitched in 163 games compared to 2241 games in the outfield, and I don’t think he ever threw a knuckleball while he pitched.

  7. scamcan, “nappy headed” is most definitely a racist term. It is offensive and demeaning and has been since, like 1970. If you’re really old and completely out of touch with modern society then i can sort of forgive it. Otherwise? Come on.

  8. What if you’re really young, like born in the 80’s or 90’s. Could you forgive them for not knowing an easily confused archaic racial slur. Everything I found about nappy headed pointed to greasy bed head. Then I found mention of its origins. And now crayons, I still love you, but you have partaken in discrimination yourself. Ageism!!! Are you out of touch with modern society?

  9. When I first read this bitch, I thought that comment had a racist tinge but the person OP is directing the rant at is white and the term was “nappy ass” not “nappy-headed”. “Nappy-headed” as in “Nappy-headed hoes” refers to the hair of those of African descent. Just ask Don Imus.

  10. IS SAYING THAT SOMEONE HAS A “NAPPY ASS” RACIST?

    “I then asked her if she had a fucking attitude problem, and told her if that was the case to get her nappy ass out of the store.” Works for her Baby Bonus

    “nappy, n. (arch.). (Of ale etc.) – foaming, heady, strong. The Concise Oxford Dictionary

    What is the proper use of the adjective “nappy”? Two problems arise with its use in connection with the present bitch.

    Currently, the term is understood to derive from its use by a TV commentator to describe the hair of a black female college basketball team – he suffered the consequences of his indiscretion – and so is applied to the hair on the head and not on the ass. But, of course, this depends on just what the term itself might mean. If “nappy” does indeed relate to hair on the ass, can someone’s ass be coherently called “nappy”? Would it mean that their ass is covered in hair of a nappy texture? This seems unlikely since the buttocks, of either sex, are not normally covered in hair, nappy or otherwise. So the meaning of the phrase “nappy ass” is still indeterminate but evidently does not appear to be racist. This raises the second possibility.

    Perhaps the poster is long in the tooth and uses the term “nappy” in its correct etymological formulation but, as the definition above demonstrates, such usage is archaic. It means “foaming, heady, strong” and was applied to ale, etc. But does it make sense to speak of a “foaming ass”? Possibly the woman was not suffering from an attitude problem but rather bad case of dysentery. Perhaps she was shitting herself all during her interview with the poster. But surely she or the poster would have noticed this and mentioned it in the course of the interview. It would be difficult to ignore. But nothing is said. So the “foaming ass” formulation is out and, by clear implication, no racism by the poster was intended. Case dismissed!

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  11. Crayons, I’m sorry, but it’s a word; and it lacked any racial motive coming from my mouth (or keys strokes). The weight you so righteously put behind it actually promotes racism. You are effectively nursing it’s discrimanatory meaning. Words change all the time, and my generation says this word means dirty, nasty, trash. Get over it, or get with the times. I respect your agenda, but theres more pressing shit in the world.

    Sam

  12. Everyone stand back. A person was OFFENDED. Happens in every thread.

    Ya’ll better stop bitching. Someone’s white guilt is boiling over.

  13. So.. calling out racist slurs is racist.

    Gotcha.

    The point is, you have no idea of the impact those words have on the people they’re directed at. To us white folks, it’s just a word and people should get over it. I get that and i FEEL that way sometimes. Because we’re all equal under the laws of teasing and sarcasm.

    That’s a nice idea but as long as true racism is alive (and op for the record i don’t think you’re one – you used a questionable word that’s all) those words are going to hurt the people they’re directed at.

    I’m not saying don’t use those words. Use whatever words you want. I’m just telling you my black friends find the word “nappy” to be offensive. And they had to tell me that for me to know that.

    That’s all. It doesn’t necessarily offend ME. But when i know a word that’s casually thrown around hurts someone i care about, it makes me want to talk about it.

    Lots of white folks saying get over it. Well… i think everybody needs to get over a lot of things. But in a majority white nation, I have no fucking idea what i’m talking about.

  14. It’s like.. Think of it this way. If i were a black person and i had said the same thing, would that make me a racist? Why is it only certain people are allowed to be bothered by certain words?

  15. I don’t care how cool or hip it would make me, I am not going to use the word nappy to describe disgusting. bad morph of the word.

  16. I understand where your coming from, obviously it’s a generational thing. I’m not thick either, I was aware of it’s other meaning, I guess I just never made a concious connection as all my friends white and black alike use it in the context that I did. Even in regard to the original meaning, I always just thought it was more descriptive than anything. But yes the word has derogatory roots so I’ll give you that.

  17. NurseHezz, mind if I join ya?

    And ‘nappy head’ is not racist! Fuck all the nappy headed hoes and chumps who think it’s racist. I’m takin’ the term back! #NappyHeadedBiscuit

  18. Jeez. Maybe baby bonuses should be reserved for those with something good to pass on, instead of ill-mannered, multi-generational welfare trash.

    As for the commotion over “nappy ass”, wouldn’t it be considered a good thing that it’s meaning is actually branching out to not specify any single ethnicity? I know some people that would not only be NOT offended but actually be thrilled with this news.

  19. …and, just to add, Sideshow Bob has a nappy head. He’s white. I’ve waken up with a bird’s nest nappy head. I’m white. Nappy = knotty. It isn’t reserved for a particular race.

  20. I guess everybody who’s ever referred to a baby’s shit hammock as a “nappy” is guilty of a PaulaDeen sized hatecrime and owes the world an abject grovelling apology

  21. If the poster was a Brit, of a certain age, and used the term nappy, perhaps he was referring to a cloth diaper?
    We were green and environmentally conscious before such a term existed.

  22. It bites that you had to deal with a person who treated you badly at work. I don’t sympathize with your complaint about pay however…min wage in NS is 9.80. So at 11.00 an hour you’re doing okay. I just moved to Ohio from NS and min. wage here is 7.85 and NO health care. So, yeah, you had a shitty day at work, and the person you dealt with needs an attitude adjustment, but try to be thankful for a good paying job.

  23. WOO HOO! Going to Pandora with Nurse Hezz and a lot of beer!!! We’re going to give each other nappy hair fros.

  24. Minimum wage is actually $10.30h unless you are an inexperienced worker (i.e 15 years old). So if you insist on calling eleven bucks an hour “good paying” then I guess we have different ideas of what good pay is.

    Don’t cry for Ohio, look at the stats..
    This probably isn’t entirely accurate but I’m sure you get the picture.

    http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compa…

  25. “there should be a law that prevents ghetto slug trash gorillas from being allowed out in public. amen.”

    You people are offended by OP’s use of the word “nappy” but not a mention of Radonwag’s use of ‘gorilla’;which is far more offensive blacks. Get the fuck with it folks.

  26. Was the music playing in the background that old Johhny Cash classic “Ship those N****** Back Boys”? He really did make that song.

  27. I was offended, WHATACROCK, and would have spoken up but I was more concerned about a Pandora trip with Nurse Hezz and making sure I got the right beer for the trip.

  28. An artisan ale crafted with fresh blueberries might be nice. Be sure to take enough to share with any Smurfs you may encounter.

    You’ll love this Biscuit. Me Old Dad and I were doing a road trip to Trenton yesterday, ranting about Ontario’s “selective” justice system when he popped into Tyendanago because the gas there is 20cents cheaper. Oh irony, thy sting is bitter. LOL

    FYI – the National Aviation Museum in Trenton possesses one of the only Halifax bombers left in the world. Salvaged from a Norwegian lake and painstakingly reconstructed, it is well worth a look for aviation enthusiasts.
    SCREEE!

  29. “I was offended, WHATACROCK, and would have spoken up but I was more concerned about a Pandora trip with Nurse Hezz and making sure I got the right beer for the trip.”

    Choosing the right beer for that trip would be important.

  30. wac, I don’t think anyone actually reads (or takes to mind) anything that person writes….

    you know, ‘consider the source’.

  31. Baby robins in the nest, pierogies on the stove and a large furry lump taking up 3/4 of the computer chair. Sadly, my time in the peaceable kingdom is drawing to a close >: (

  32. The crows miss you, Ivan. They’re had no one to dive bomb for a week.

    My corbies were treated to a feast of peanuts this afternoon – gave me a chuckle watching as they strutted and bounced around, a peanut in their mouth, looking for more, having a few of the usual squabbles – ma ‘boys’ gave me some thank you caws and took to the skies.

  33. Tell me about it ,Buddy. I got woken up earlier this week by a pair of rakins hanging off the bird feeder outside my window. Sounded like the Morrocan equivalent of Jerry Springer.
    And 6 days of intensive carb-loading have taken a visible toll on my sculpted, boyish physique.
    SOBova says, if I can’t get the peirogies through airport security, I shouldn’t bother returning to Nova Scotia at all.
    >: (

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