This is just a little FYI: none of you are Sienna Miller, Ok? Ok. And you’re not Kate Moss either. So please (for the love of God) stop wearing leotards/stockings/leggings in place of pants. They don’t call them “magic pants”, and frankly that’s what it would take for most of you to pull off this look. You look fat, dumpy, and nothing like the waifish style icons you are so desperately trying to emulate. I’m tired of having my eyes assualted with camel toe and squishy butts all day. Show some effing shame, ladies! That is all.
This article appears in Apr 10-16, 2008.
Same could go for the skinny jeans too. If you can’t pull them off (this implies to the bigger girls) then please, please, please do everyone a favour and don’t wear then…they just make your ass look bigger.
Oh man, here we go again. And BTW, your Uggs are wore out and need to be replaced. Pabst Blue Ribbon!
yea jane.. skinny jeans.. if you rmore then a size 4.. put them away..anyone with hips cannot wear them without looking like an ice cream cone.. not flattering
How ’bout belly shirts that reveal cascading rolls of blubber, combined with ass–crack jeans and hooker heels? Niiiiiicccccceeeee (vomit rises in throat).
hahahahahahaha thanks for the visual TTFN…good point though
Ahh..the muffin tops.
hahahaha aside from telling bigger girls what not to wear…they still can dress for their size and still look great!
MUFFIN TOPS???? Too friggin’ funny. Thanks, poop. I believe my coffee has expressed itself via my nostrils.
Frig, just can’t win…ya try to look nice and you’re sporting muffin tops and shank heels… or you’re walking around in sweatpants and Uggs.. yah yah I know… dress for your size.. but I only gained a little weight and I swear I’ll work it off 🙁 The Dame feeds me too much!!!! OH GOD WHY!!!!!
I would like to encourage these girls showin off there mighty camel toes, i mean the world does run on vaginas after all. All I ask for is a little more nipple, can you girls start wearing see through-ish shirts without a bra?thanks
Travis you are a pig
What does fat dumpy girls in leggings have to do with Toronto? Because an unattractive girl tries to be stylish she must be from Toronto? Does that mean Maritime girls don’t even try?Wait, never mind. Some questions just answer themselves.