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My favourite toppings on pizza are: pepperoni, mushrooms, pineapple and raisins. I was aware that no pizza place would hold raisins to put on their pizzas because I’m sure I’m the only one who eats them this way. So I brought in a box of raisins when I went to order pizza at the take out area. All I asked was that they put them on my pizza when they make it. They refused, told me they can’t bring in food from the outside, it’s not their policy, blah blah! FFS it was just a box of raisins! All they had to do was open the box and evenly distribute the little fuckers on the pie, but they couldn’t even do that. I told them I was taking my business elsewhere. A simple request was all I asked for! Way to treat your customers! —Raisin lover
This article appears in Feb 5-11, 2015.
Makes sense from the pizza joints point of view. Why don’t you make your own pizza with yer raisins?
This has got to be a fake bitch. Who the hell would do this?
Raisin Bran Pizza! For when ya’ gotta’ go, and can’t…
of course the pizza shop won’t do it! There are food safety guidelines that they have to follow. Put them on your own damn pizza or make your own at home idiot
Or put your raisins up your nose.
Your brain is a raisin.
They do that for food safety reasons.
It’s probably a food safety/liability issue, rather than the local I.S.I.L. chapter enforceing it’s strict interpration of what constitues a pizza.
Congrats, you now have a Seinfeldesque story to tell you friends at the diner.
So for Canadian Health and Safety concerns, i direct you to food preparation safety guidelines. This includes ensuring that food prep areas are not contaminated with foreign foods, ie your raisins. Cross contamination is a big deal, and if caught doing so, can result in the restaurant being shut down and fined. OB, are YOU willing to pay the thousands in fines and down time the restaurant faces because you are a fucking twatwaffle? put the raisins on after they hand you your pie, you piehole!!
Imagine, another SET who wants people to submit to their way and to hell with the rules.
Good luck getting any pizza joint to do this for you raisin brain.
Yours truly
Have pizza delivered to your home.
Put raisins on pizza.
Eat.
Make your special pizza at home. You don’t get to go into a business and tell them what to do.
My order is similar to yours… I like pinapple, olives, shrooms, hotpeppers.. I dig the contrast of sweet n spicy. Never tried raisins but it actually sounds kinda good.
Bidnessez, haven’t you ever heard the saying, “THE CUSTOMER IS ALLIES RIGHT!!”?
“One cheese pizza, just for me.”
weed pizza!
notice op said he wanted them to distribute the little fuckers EVENLY?
I wonder if he checks with calipers
Obviously if pizza joints started letting people add their own toppings AT the pizza place PRIOR to the pizza being cooked, the business would open themselves to a huge amount of liability. Say someone’s two week old dollar store box of raisins have a bacterial nest in them. If the pizza place spreads them, cooks them and you get sick afterward, no doubt you will blame them for it. “The cheese was past it’s prime”. “How often do they check their pepperoni?” You call the health board, they get shut down. Need I go on?
OP might as well pull a full Kramer and ask to dry his shirt in the oven.
good one
I’m sure they regret losing you as a customer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lOG3rD5Cr…
There’s a disorder known as pica where people have an appetite for substances that are non-nutritive, such as paper, clay, metal, chalk, soil, glass, or sand. I know of someone who likes to eat erasers. Maybe they could sprinkle a handful of pencil erasers on her pizza.
Who the fuck puts raisins on a pizza???!!! Blech!
No Fool, the person who said the customer is always right was an idiot.
so what exactly are the capricious rules today for violating LTWWB?
my first comment on this post is POOF
is this place fucking haunted?
You didn’t mention Jehovah in that post did you Molly?
I asked if nukka wrote this post – it’s similar to his princess and koolaid and sandwich posts. or sandwich meat, or whatever. prissy. so wtf.
Tell nukka to put his raisins up his nose.