What the fuck is your goddamn problem, douchebag? Did the pigeons insult your mother or something? Why the fuck were you chasing them around and trying to kick them when they did nothing to you? Are you a fucking three year old? Running around with that smug shit eating grin, like it takes a big strong man to scare a pigeon. Fuck you. I hope the Buddhists are on to something and you come back as a pigeon in your next life so you can know what it feels like to have some lardass fuckwit chasing you around for no god damned reason. Or better yet, I hope you come back as a worm, so the pigeons can terrorize you for a change. —The Girl Who Glared at You
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I’m not a big fan of pigeons myself. Rats with wings. Dirty, vile, mite infested creatures. Only bird that I know of that actually shits in it’s own nest!
BUT, that does not excuse ANYONE, including me, from going around acting like a fool, terrorizing wildlife, (and yes, they ARE wildlife) for shits and giggles. They, like every other living creature on this planet, have a purpose, whatever that may be. If they were directly interfering with something I was doing or damaging my property, then I would try and shoo them away but to just run around town acting like I was bat-shit crazy, trying to scare them is just plain stupid and immature.
Pigeons are just rats with wings, and are a pest. Not that excuses someone from trying to kick them.
I have a friend who shoots city birds for sport. (he’s also buddhist i think it’s worth mentioning)
Everyone thinks i make a big deal over nothing when i bitch about it. Thank you for getting that picking on city birds (or any birds) is a piece of shit thing to do.
StephenHarperIsTheDevil, did you know pigeons can pass the self-awareness test? children under 3 cannot.
There is a pigeon that likes to crap on my vehicle everyday.
if I don’t wash the last crap off, he leaves me alone.
but when I wash it off, he’s certain to crap on it again.
He is self aware.
A three year old can operate a knife spoon and fork, navigate the Internet, play video games and most manage not to shit on my car. I’m sure if there was a score involved the three year old would win hands down. So far pigeons:1 Three year old: a bunch and counting.
What part of “not defending” don’t you understand. I am not the person responsible for the designation of the term “pest”.
Pigeons are avian vermin.
I’m not so sure a “lardass fuckwit” would be able to catch the pigeons anyways.
even if he did… I hear they’ve taken precautionary measures…
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
The person could have saved himself the energy and simply dumped a bag of rice in the street for the pigeons. Cars can do the rest.