I must say, you look really cool after spending 2 hours on a Saturday morning while we’re trying to sleep or a weekday evening while we’re trying to have a nice meal, starting and stalling your shitty motorcycle. Yeah, REALLY cool with your leather jacket, helmet and after all that you end up walking it out to the street. You’re no mechanic, that’s obvious, so instead of driving your neighbours (yes, you have neighbours around you) fucking insane, why not have a pro check it out or better yet, buy a new bike, that model is a piece of shit anyway. Thank You! —The Babysitter Killer
This article appears in Nov 25 – Dec 1, 2010.
You know what to call him. C’mon, you’re dying to. >; )
Go out at night and wheel it away.
even the new stuff can die on you, more so now, with all the extra crap for emmissions on them.
Fuck you, OP. Poor guy maybe cant afford a new bike and therefore is trying to fix the one he has. I say power to him. Secondly, I dont believe there are noise by-laws during the hours of saturday morning or weekday evenings that would protect you from being subjected to this while trying to have a nice meal.
How is he a douche for discovering his motorcycle broke down within earshot of you? It’s not like he’s making noise just to piss you off or anything. If your wheels don’t start you try to get them to start, THEN you call a pro. No one’s going to pay to fix a bike until they know it’s not working properly… do you expect people to be psychic?
I can’t stand the noise either, but hey we live in a city its bound to happen so get ear plugs or move!
For the most part I concur with Juggernaut and Snoop, but there’s one caveat, OP. If the individual in question rides a Harley and dresses like a pirate, then his mechanical misfortunes are self-inflicted. Only acceptable course of action in this case is to call him the “F” word and to get a fat kid to take a dump on his seat.
I can understand if a persons bike breaks down in front of my place or something like that, not a problem. In fact there are other’s in the area with bigger, louder bikes and I don’t mind in the least but trust me, if you saw what this guy does you’d see what I mean. Just a dickhead neighbour who thinks he lives alone.