To select security guards working the big show a few weeks back:
I hope someone makes you feel as shitty someday as the several patrons you belittled that night.
Just because you’re a HIRED security guard doesn’t give you the right to be a fucking douchebag. Your job is not to do everything in your power to prevent people from seeing a show they spent $40 to see.
I hope someone meets you in the Creatine aisle of GNC and drop kicks you in the throat for your behaviour.
And when they do, I hope you can’t remember the address of the house you lived at 2 years ago, and they don’t let you back in the mall to get your jacket.
This article appears in Sep 25 – Oct 1, 2008.
