To the sketch old man on the 20 Herring Cove who pepper sprayed the bus. Thanks so fucking much, because I have nothing better to do on my way home then end up puking on the side of the road. Fuck you, you’re the reason I don’t like to bus it at night. —My Nose Hurts

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  1. ooohhhhh… I’d be piiiiiisssseeed. Never been pepper sprayed, never want to be. Did the guy get away? The driver should have called the cops or something. This sucks because as much as you’d want to run the guy down and stomp his fucking head in, he’s got pepper spray.. fuckin cowards.

  2. I have an interesting (yet somewhat lengthy) story about bear spray, which I might save until the summit. 😛

  3. Now I’m intriqued. Forget the bear spray; I want to know exactly how many words constitutes “lengthy” in the Brendoniverse. >; )

    (Never change B-man – you know we luvs ya just the way you are)

  4. i’m going to hold you to that, agent 195. admiral, what time do you arrive at the magic kingdom tomorrow?

  5. I pepper sprayed myself once.

    It’s the absolute worst thing…

    I hope the driver did something??

  6. “too much water”
    “naw it ain’t… takes 15 minutes. Been pepper sprayed 9 times… takes 15 minutes. you got 14 to go”

  7. OC spray is nasty shit. It’ll burn for hours, is not soluable in water so no amount of rinsing will work, and the more you rub, the more it works itself into your skin/eyes, prolonging the affect. In Canada, OC (pepper) spray is considered a prohibited weapon meaning only law enforcement officers may legally carry or possess it. Dog/bear spray is legal to be carried by anyone but it is against the law if it’s use causes a risk of imminent death or serious bodily harm to another person, or harming the environment and carries a pretty hefty fine and jail time. If this post is legit, Metro Transit should have the guy on camera and he should be reported to police.

  8. ah xeno, there is nothing as nice as fresh napalm in the morning. ask any nam vet. the loverly smell of burning trees and sometimes the bodies of the cong, in their little spider holes. ah yes, give me a napalm 4th of july any day. and even good on the occupiers.

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