To the person who was farting on the #18 on Wednesday morning: Fuck you. Hour long bus rides suck bad enough. We don’t need your farts clogging up the air. Hold it in! Did you know that the only way to smell something is to have molecules of it get lodged in smell receptors in your nose? That means I had particles of gas that emerged from your rectum in my nose. Thanks, asshole. —Open all the Windows, Please!
This article appears in Jun 16-22, 2011.
This is your only solution, OP:
http://makefun.cn/wp-content/uploads/2010/…
Otherwise, to quote my late mother: ‘Wherever you may be, let your farts fly free’.
If I hold it in, won’t I burst?
I’m a girl, I’m so glad I don’t have farting capability. Teeheee
WOW groooosss. hahahaha
Girls talk instead of farting.
Girls “fluff” or “poot”
A guy I used to work with used to say:
“girls: they don’t burp, they don’t fart, if they didn’t bitch they’d explode”
We don’t fart. We toot. There is a difference.
…and we can have vagina farts, never heard of a penis fart
lol painy…vagina farts are called queefs, (not sure why or what the origin is).
As for penis farts…well, we can pee standing up…we had to give you girls something. 😛
pg, a penis fart would indicate a colonic fistula, nasty.
crickey, i just had to go and google that hugo. my curiosity will continue to educate me and make me a bit spleeny too^^apparently we can avasto, i think i’ll pass http://www.femalefreedom.ca/images/pmate/p…
http://www.nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uplo…
OP your description of the physiology of “smelling” is accurate.
But be comforted. It is a statistical certainty that you have inhaled molecules from the dying breaths of such notables as Vladimir Lenin, Napoleon Boneparte and Jesus Christ (that is if he really existed).
Do what I do OP, and learn to shut off your sense of smell. I could not do my job without that ability.
Why should anyone be uncomfortable, when all they gotta do is the 1 cheek sneak ~;)
Silent but deadly…that’s the best part of Thursday wing & chilli night along with copious amounts of draft…the release on Friday .
breath through your mouth or eyes, i have perfected this technique
Sis…when taking into account the fecal molecule factor pertaining to fartulence, breathing through the mouth or eyes doesn’t seem to make the scenario any more attractive. I’m having a molecular meltdown just thinking about the floating fecal flecks from frequently flatulating fannies. Feck!!!
Omg lol this bitch is too funny!
LOL….too funny. It’s amazing what you get with that bus fare: shit particles in your nose, smelly fat people, crying babies, huge strollers, Spryfield trash, and the list goes on.
Most of all that bus fare is a guarantee to metro transit users that they will never have to share a ride with you, and that’s definitely worth putting up with all the atrocities listed above.
Dammit! Nothing is sacred anymore painy.
oh well, the sun is shining and the bear comes home tonight^^
it can be un healthy to hold farts in and im sure that we all have been in a sistuation that we needed to fart so badly that it hurt our tummys, either from somthing we ate or too much draft ot what ever but….it still sucks to smell other peoples farts, ah well it is what it is.
Ah yes, the original anthropogenic contribution to climate change.
i could probably spell that word at a bee. new word…thanks critter guy