To the asshole who left his car alarm going for 5 hours outside on the street last night . (Lucknow St. Halifax) You are an asshole there is no other way to say it. I saw the cops out there and of course the alarm stopped so I thought, great, finally I can get some sleep (this was now 11pm) but no… as soon as they left the fucking alarm started up again. If your alarm doesn’t work shust the damn thing off-ASSHOLE ! some people llike to get sleep !!
This article appears in May 1-7, 2008.
Pry open the hood with a crowbar in the middle of the night and beat the horn to death…and run when the cops come. Problem solved! ; )
I’m with Christopher – I had one of these near me once, it was so fucking annoying, those things are a goddamn nuisance.
Does anybody actually pay attention to car alarms anymore? They are so common and annoying I hardly flinch when I hear one. Some goon would have to be hanging out of the car window with shattered glass on the ground for me to pay attention these days.
Modifying Christopher’s approach (though I like) for the sake of minimizing police involvement….Pry open the hood with said crowbar and disconnect the battery. Just use your brain and a flashlight so you don’t get a huge jolt.
Yup, it’s just background noise. Loud, obnoxious, screechy background noise. I mean, does anybody ever hear those things and even LOOK to see what’s happening?? I think a quiet, menacing voice that says something like “I see you trying to break into my car, motherfucker. If you proceed, so help me God, I will hunt you down like the animal you are and do things to you you thought people only did in movies. Go ahead, tough guy. Make my fucking life” would be much more effective.
Throw a brick threw the windshield. There, now he’s got a reason for the alarm going off. Money well spent on his part, for sure.
Oh man, did I type “threw” instead of “through”? I need a coffee bad. Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Sorry no comment on the bitch JUST LMFAO Qwerty…I can hear the voice just as you described!!
Hey you could crazy glue a giant dildo on the hood…that way the owner would know the whole street thinks he is a dick!
Yeah, if he hasn’t come out after 1 hour to turn off his alarm, he certainly deserves to have his car trashed. I don’t normally bother to look for trouble when I hear a car alarm anymore, however they still make me jump whenever I’m walking through a parking lot and people are turning them on as they walk away.