Now I don’t see a problem with crowd-surfing if you’re relatively light and the atmosphere at a concert is right for it, but those crowd-surfers at the Joel Plaskett Emergency show on August 1st at Alderney Landing needed a swift kick in the ass.

Not only were you guys pissing EVERYONE in the front off, when you inevitably fell and then grabbed at someone to pick you up, you’re lucky you didn’t get your ass boot-partied.

Also, to the ass-hole whole fell on the kid in the crowd who was in a wheel chair, I hope you fucking broke your arm… Weren’t there better things you could have been doing like taking a dip of Skoal while drinking your Cold-Shots and trading cowboy hats, you ass holes?

By the way, did you notice how every time you threw yourself up on stage, people the crowd were giving you the finger as security was pulling you off? Yeah; suck it, douches, we came to see the Joel Plaskett Emergency not a gaggle of drunk bros acting like they’re somebody. I hope you got punched punched in kidneys whenever you were crowd-surfing.

Annoyed Plaskett Fan

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  1. I HEARTILY agree. Those guys were first class knobs. I’m EXTREMELY easygoing and tolerate alot of shenanigans but you guys were acting like complete retards. I’m glad you enjoyed rubbing eachother and taking eachothers shirts off but when you’re kicking people in the head and people CLEARLY dont want you crowdsurfing over them (at the very START of a show no less) you guys need to get a life. Oh, and shut your skanky girlfriends up, we came to hear Joel sing, not them.

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