Why do you have to make it that every day of my life has to be more and more like My Best Friends wedding. We aren’t a tricycle.
—Less attractive than Julia Roberts
This article appears in Jul 23-29, 2009.
Why do you have to make it that every day of my life has to be more and more like My Best Friends wedding. We aren’t a tricycle.
—Less attractive than Julia Roberts
This article appears in Jul 23-29, 2009.
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Huh?
If you’re comparing your life to a crappy Julia Roberts Rom-Com, then we can’t help you. You need to start living in the real world first and stop being such a drama whore.
I’m not a tricycle either, but I wanted to be a firetruck when I was 6.
Gingers… *shiver*
I’m a tricycle. And a ginger.
No I’m not. I don’t know why I lie like that. Must be the ginger in me… d’oh!
I wanted to be a cat and marry a cat when I was younger.
Kids are pretty dumb.
i wanted to be a stud muffin,and hey,it worked.NEXT PLEASE.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Miles, you wanted to be a firetruck?
I grew up wanting to be a jeep.
Jeeps are OK…but firetrucks have big hoses.
You do make a good point there. haha
I gave up my Jeep dream when I got to grade 10. My friend beat me.. saying he was going to be a Hummer. I was a little disappointed.