Hey lady, I’ve driven behind you a few times on the way home and I see you frequently (and I mean frequently) whipping your head around to look at the child that is obviously in the back seat. Keep your fucking eyes on the road. You spend more time looking at your kid then you do at the road ahead of you. What the fuck is your kid doing that is so alarming or amusing at all times? If it is an emergency, like say your child is drinking paint, pull the fuck over, otherwise, the best thing you could probably do for him/her is stay out of the ditch. Idiot.
This article appears in Nov 13-19, 2008.