Macho, macho man
I’ve got to be, a macho man
To the two macho ‘roid guys who grunt and hi-five each other at the YMCA while working on their biceps, only their biceps… they’re big enough already guys! Now get to work on that huge beer gut and your lumpy butt. Maybe you don’t notice the women rolling their eyes in disgust when you strut by, belly bouncing, butt jiggling.
PS: What’s up with the protruding veins from your stumpy legs? —Work It Out
This article appears in Feb 18-24, 2010.
Why don’t you just talk to them yourself?
Oh yeah, because they’d probably beat the shit out of you.
Better bitch about it on the internet where they’ll never see it.
That’ll show’em.
lol re: above.
hali – isn’t that what this forum is specifically for?? To bitch about stuff you never plan to do anything about? Maybe see if anyone else feels the same?
Maybe they’re protecting their six-pack with their keg.
Hali, why would anyone bother wasting breath trying to ask them or talk to them? I don’t personally want to approach/talk to people who engage in obvious douchbaggery.
Ladies:
#1) “hali – isn’t that what this forum is specifically for?? To bitch about stuff you never plan to do anything about?”
Next time just yell at a brick wall maybe? You don’t even have to turn on your computer and the result with be the same.
#2) Hali, why would anyone bother wasting breath trying to ask them or talk to them? I don’t personally want to approach/talk to people who engage in obvious douchbaggery.
I fail to see why anyone would bother wasting time writing on the internet about them. The OP is obviously too much of a pussy to approach/talk to people who they have an issue with. (See what I did there?)
well…i am a brick house so i think i’ll stay and play
Hali: You obviously don’t understand / support the purpose of LTWWB. So why do you read it and / or comment on it every day?
She’s a brick.. da da daaa dat HOUSE… da da daaa dat dat… mighty might, just lettin’ it ALL hang out… yeah she’s a brICK… da da daaa dat house… da da daaa dat dat… the lady’s stacked, and that’s a fact, aint holdin’ nothin’ back…
jennifer, it’s so that hali can bitch at and insult people over the internet where they can never see her/him…
hahahahaha!
Maybe they’re Hali’s equivalent of Hanz and Franz oh ja
back to the actual bitch…
OP, If other peoples’ bodies offend you so much maybe you should invest in a home gym. That would be a lot easier than say, not being a superficial and judgmental asshole.
Sounds like the two muscleheads on ‘Little Britian in the U.S.A.’ – two massive weightlifters, one pounding the other’s pucker button with a thumbtack dick.
i enjoy the wondrous sometimes horrifying creatures that i encounter in my day to day
Little Britain from both sides of the pond rocks!
Computer says…..no!
nothing is wrong with their legs, veins always pop out like that when there isn’t enough space in their heads for brains.
Fizz….man I haven’t heard that song in ages !
best open another tab to Utube !
Shake it down, shake it down now…
shake it down, shake it DOWN NOW!
Shake it down, shake it down now…
shake it down, shake it da da da!
Shake it down, shake it down now…
shake it down, shake it DOWN NOW!
Shake it down, shake it down now…
shake it down now, OWWW!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder who is OP to judge someone based on looks. Worry about yourself. Unless you proclaim to be perfect looking, shut up. Consintrate on yourself and not everyone else perhaps.
perhaps they’re bouncers…
I mean they don’t punch anyone with their guts… so why work on it?
get the pipes up to 18-19″ and toss those fuckers around.
and I’m with fizz…. I’m sure they don’t appreciate your constant scoffing either.
Oddly, I can only run on a treadmill if I have Macho Man on my ipod.
True story.
“get the pipes up to 18-19″ and toss those fuckers around.”
Actually, to throw someone you would be using your grip, forearms, and shoulders. Not your biceps.
And they obviously don’t know much about building biceps, because if they did, they would be working on their triceps as well.