First, why in the hell is everyone so happy that we had summer in March? I can’t wait to see your skin burning off in 30 years. Now, that will make ME laugh! Second, corporations have completely fucked us over. Almost every Canadian company sends work out of our country. Why? Because all they care about is the bottom line for stock holders. In 20 years there will be no jobs. Where are we all going to work? It seems like such an easy equation when all you care about is money. Why pay one Canadian worker to do something, when you can have 20 workers from the Philippines for the same amount of money. Third, if you are using online dating, don’t expect the world. You are picking from scraps. If you are walking on the fucking sidewalk, walk on the right side. We are not in fucking Asia. If you are biking on the sidewalk, you deserve to have your teeth kicked in. If you eat fast food, you deserve to be tortured, just like the poor animals you are eating. If you are mean to customer service people, you deserve to be shot and pissed on. Actually, you deserve to do their job for a lifetime. See how nice it is to deal with stupid ass fuckers like you all day. —Nuff Said
This article appears in Mar 22-28, 2012.
So many bitches all rolled into one deadly package
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OP. Sounds like you covered everything. What motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?
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Points to whoever can translate this.
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH!!!!
Agree 100%.
YOU FUCKING HUMANS ARE STUPID AND YOU’RE DESTROYING YOURSELVES AND YOUR WORLD!!!!
YOU ALL DESERVE TO FRY AND YOU WILL BE TASTY WHEN WE TAKE OVER… MWAHAHA!!!!!!
Jaywalkers.
Cyclists that think rules of the road don’t apply to them.
Clusterfuck of joggers who are so self-absorbed that they are totally oblivious to their surroundings.
People that cut in line.
Panhandlers.
Binder Hippies.
Doggie poo bags everywhere.
Inconsiderate smokers.
Drunks.
Nail clipping at the workplace.
People not sharing the sidewalks.
Cyclists on sidewalks.
People that use cell phones at the movies.
Asshole motorists.
Youth Justice Act. (Too offensive to say Young Offenders Act).
Sensitive people. (ie. Retarded Cunt Fuckflaps)
Coughing without covering your puke hole.
Picking your nose in public.
Impolite people.
Did I miss anything?
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hey ob..a bunch of youse should gather in say a public park and camp there ..yea that’s the ticket
Oh, fuck off, OP. Even one day of warm weather in March is reason to celebrate, you fucking tool – what the hell is wrong with you? As for outsourcing jobs, did you ever consider the shit poor attitude many Cdn. employees have or the unions who screwed themselves out of a job because they got greedy? Your nasty suggestions in the latter part of your post reek of sheer inner rage – I would suggest go pound a girder or two on the Angus L.
You don’t know how fucking good you got it, you stupid jackhole.
Cemetary vandals.
Spitters.
Diddler priests.
Sadistic nuns.
Star Trek V.
Crime victims who “refuse to cooperate” with the police.
Politicians who have never done jack shit but could still find a camera crew in the Mato Grosso.
The free range rude.
The Nicholas Cage remake of “The Wicker Man”
The mingeing little cans that Humbrol paint comes in.
Cigarette butts at the beach.
Animal abusers.
C.G.I.
And if you’re as out right slack-jawed, still water, backwoods, narrow-minded, inbred ignorant as the OB, then you deserve to be institutionalized or put out of your misery because clearly you are not able to be a fully functioning and contributing member of society. Rambling on about 5 or 6 different, unrelated topics just proves my point. Big thanks for solving all the 1st world’s problems, there chief. *thumbs up*
1. It was glorious weather so naturally, people will be happy about it, dumbass. Fuck you.
2. “In 20 years, there will be no jobs”. Really? Job market analyst now, are you? I seem to recall my father saying these exact words about 20 years ago and him telling me about HIS father saying the same thing 20 years before that. Fuck you.
3. If you go to what can best be described as pick up sites like POF for your online dating, then yes, you are picking from scraps. However, if you go to the more reputable sites that actually screen their membership and weed out most of the freaks, your chances are better that you’ll actually find someone compatible. Ergo, fuck you.
4. If you are walking on the sidewalk, walk on the right side? What?? Now there’s rules as to how to walk on the sidewalk?? Ummmm, fuck you twice!
5. While I agree that you should not bike on the sidewalk, I wouldn’t go so far as to suggest that they need their “teeth kicked in”. So, yet again, fuck you.
6. As a rule, I am nothing but polite and cordial to customer service personnel. However, the few times I have dealt with snotty, pre-occupied, uncaring, rude, or otherwise unprofessional customer service people, I have had NO qualms about giving them the same attitude 10 times over. You EARN respect, you don’t automatically expect or get it. And the way to earn it is to give it. Your point is invalid. Fuck. You.
6. “If you eat fast food you deserve to be tortured, just like the poor animals you are eating.” I’m not even going to BEGIN to point out what’s wrong with that narrow minded statement. Fuck you.
You said it, Magical Punk!
That last paragraph should read “7” not “6”…….Fuck you.
Well fuck you too, OP.
You’d laugh if someone got skin cancer?
I pretty much stopped reading after that op. Just another (likely) jobless motherfucker who thinks he’s a hell of a lot smarter than he actually is.
You sound like the millions of others who say the exact same thing.. day after day.. leave it to the brilliant to change the world honey. You just worry about fetching my fucking burger.
“You just worry about fetching my fucking burger.”
lol crayons. THAT was BRILLIANT! Love it!
i had a big fucking spiel ready for you, but thought, why bother.your head is to fucked up for a rational comment, so i won’t bother to give one.don’t like the shit that is going on o.p., may 24 2012 is not much further away. then no one will have to worry about fuck all. oh and by the way, smoke em if you got em, cause soon it won’t matter one fucking bt.
That’s right OP let go of that anger! I take it when you talk about the day last week that was unseasonally warm, you feel it’s a harbinger of climate change and people enjoying it is misguided. Anthropogenic climate change is a reality but I don’t believe anybody’s skin will burn off at least not around here. More like drowning as large swaths of water will cover the province due to the melting Greenland ice shield.
Point #2 is pretty much on the mark. Very large companies are not stewards of the community or the family, they’re stewards of the stockholder. So if they can improve the profit margin by exploiting the labour force of a country with little or no labour laws, well that only makes sense.
The third topic is about online dating and, I don’t know…. scraps? A little off there OP.
I’ll merge topics four and five together as they both deal with the sidewalk. I think I will walk whatever way I want when strolling down the street as long as I’m getting in people’s way, left side or right. Bicycles, you’re right, keep them on the street, no teeth-kicking though if one ventures onto the sidewalk, it’s illegal.
Number six “If you eat fast food, you deserve to be tortured”. A little over the top there OP. There is a whole range of animals whose existence depends on human and their destination is the dinner plate. Certainly, they should housed and dispatched humanely.
and seventh,you should generally treat people with respect and dignity, not just customer service.
Some of your points are valid OP but the attitude.. eh.. needs a little work.
tommyjules: regarding the translation:
“Eats only what the grows/gardens/planted herself to eat ‘healthy'”
“Collects STDs”
(stupid, stupid typo. that should be “Eats only what _she_ grows/gardens/planted…”) in the previous post. Shame on me.
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We are not in fucking Asia
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Nice one. Hows about a tipping bitch for the Jews, you racist POS.
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Kick your teeth in/violence/grrrrr
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If this isn’t a troll, you have mental issues with violence problems. I hope you live alone in your mom’s baselent, Hotpocket, and don’t take your rage out on a wife and/or kids.
And why wouldn’t a couple of warm days be welcomed deep into winter/late winter?
You have so many things that are driving you crazy. I hope you get peofessional help one day.
Wp