I just read another story on how our wonderful NS Turkey Producers Marketing Board, with the full support of our Agricultural Minister Keith Crowell. Are shutting down local slaughter houses & attempting to shut down small farmers raising free range turkey’s & being able to sell them to those of us who want it.
On top of this I seen a vid on the internet of Mr Keith Cowell saying he would “like to see it be made illegal for people to raise & slaughter their own own birds ” ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME Sir ??!!??
You have to be the biggest dick in a long line of political assholes to come through here in our entire history ! How does someone like him get checked to see just how far up his ass the Big Agri businesses have got their hands shoved up there ?
Anyone remember the last time a free range turkey poisoned anyone here ? Anyone remember the last time there was a massive recall & Consumer Alert posted on Free Range local turkeys ? How about anyone recalling a Listeria outbreak at one or more of the Big Agri Business meat packing plants ? I remember several of those, particularly the deaths of 22 people in 2008 all of them by Maple Leaf foods processed meats.
So you go ahead & make it illegal here Mr. Agricultural Minister & I guarantee on that day , I will source some turkey chicks, raise them here in my rural home & call the media the day I slaughter them & consume them … I’m thinking free range deep fried whole turkeys, I even know someone who rents the deep frying units.
Sincerely ..!., —MoreFuNGoDBlesS

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  1. what, now where the hell am i going to get my medicinal turkey. i got a prescription and everything, for ptds. dirty politrickions, trying to turn us into the u.s. of assholes police state.

  2. WHAT STORY?

    “I just read another story on how our wonderful NS Turkey Producers Marketing Board, with the full support of our Agricultural Minister Keith Crowell.” MoreFuNGoBlesS

    In addition to being an complete sentence which renders it grammatically meaningless, there is no indication as to just what the story is to which reference is being made which renders it syntactically incoherent.

    As might be expected, both meaninglessness and incoherence are borne out in the content (?) of the bitch itself. What you must do is to seek out a vacant park bench, sit down, and eat your (free-range turkey) sandwiches.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  3. Oh no, a Turkey registry, now? Another slice off of freedom’s salami. It’s positively Orwellian.

  4. “When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.”

    P.J. O’Rourke

  5. Free range all day long. We should start a nationwide petition demanding the right to eat free range chickens and turkeys and if the government doesn’t start putting measures in place to start allowing this kind of farming as long as safety measures are in place and strictly enforced, then we need to boycott buying these products in our grocery stores, forcing the farmers to put pressure on the government for the right to farm this way. Who’s with me?

    Yours truly.

  6. Its a real problem for many Canadians who like me, for all of my life there have been family involved in farming.
    members of my family, they have raised crops for market, as well as home use , I grew up with large home gardens, hens, pigs, cows etc.
    I have seen animals raised for food all my life, my grand parents all lived into their 90’s one is over 100 years old & still can carry on a conversation with family members, & although feeble . She’s doing fine. No one can ever remember a case of the food raised by us or the neighbours, ever harming anyone. Closing small family run slaughter houses & meat cutting operations , so that large agri business becomes the only place animals can be processed is insanity.
    What is the future to be ? Animals raised in pens they can’t move in, chickens can’t even turn around in their cramped cages . fed a steady diet of growth hormones & antibiotics .
    That is the only choice for “food” or theres nothing else ! !
    You can’t even raise chickens & turkeys on your own land & kill & clean them for table yourself ?
    When there is a clear case of many people getting sick then investigate it.
    But the Maple Leaf abitoirs , huge factory systems that are responsible for 22 deaths, & more cases of illness every year ,are back in production. Yet little family owned & run systems that haven’t killed anyone are under attack ???
    What’s next, bring your deer to the other big processors , have them clean it, skin it & prep it all ?

  7. RSVPS

    : Montrealman (9:09AM)

    That should read “In addition to being an INcomplete sentence …”

    : More (11:07AM)

    I don’t google comments, just critique the comment itself.

    : Mr. Meaty (11:08AM)

    Do what? Who?

    : More (11:10AM)

    See 11:07AM

    : Philip Sawmore Heroin (11:21AM)

    How is a turkey registry “another slice off freedom’s salami?”Is freedom defined in terms of raising free-run turkeys?

    : Golda M. (11:22AM)

    Is this P,J. O’ Rourke’s “iron law of buying and selling?” Should there be no laws governing buying and selling? How about heroin?

    : Wheels (11:44AM)

    “… as long as safety measures are in place and strictly enforced.” Need I say more?

    : More (12:23PM)

    “That is the only choice for ‘food’ or there’s nothing else!!” No, that’s not the only choice.

    : Nukka (12:28PM)

    Don’t watch youtube. Got something to say? Then say it.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

    :

  8. Mr. Meaty, this has nothing to do with bird flu.

    Everyone should be taking more of an interest in this and where is it possibly going.

  9. farmers can still slaughter their own for personal use but I would go to an inspected facility for health reasons. If you go to Hamk, Frank, and Charlie and have your bird butchered and someone gets sick, what remedy will you have?

  10. RSVP

    : Montrealman (3:18pm)

    That should actually be “Got something to type? Then type it.”

    But no, nothing comes to mind. Hence the link to Mr Adams, lol.

    Also, why do you assume all comments are directed to you? Miss Emily Post is very stern about RSVP etiquette. Maybe you still have a Nukka crush like so many others (TT, BDM, etc.)?

    Nukka

  11. The correlation is health and how it’s managed so as not to spread diseases like bird flu, one of the reasons these places are licensed. Sorry I wasn’t clear enough but I thought ya’ll would make the links… I will use simpler language next time!

  12. RSVPS

    : Nukka (10/12, 701PM)

    My usage of “say” was, of course, metaphorical and not to be taken literally. Nothing coming to mind must be a common occurrence with you. In that case , I would say (type) nothing.

    Your caution about Emily Post’s disapproval nothwistanding, I do not now nor did then assume that all comments are directed at me. In fact, my initial purpose was correcting a typo of my own (9:09AM) but then noticed More (11:07AM) had directed an incoherent criticism at me and so I said (typed), “What the hell!” and replied to all the comments in turn. I bowled a strike, you might say. A Nukka crush? You’ll have to speak to Mr. Meaty about something like that.

    : Mr. Meaty (9:46 & 9:47PM)

    See Vista (4:11PM) and no, I hope never to eat the sick bid.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

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    : Montrealman (9:12 AM)

    All jokes aside you’ll have to forgive me for not taking you seriously. Ever since I caught you making up quotes from the Bible in a ridiculous attempt to belittle an OB its just not the same. It takes a lot of effort to win back credibility after having lost it so heavily.

    Nukka

  14. NUKKA’S FRENZIED GOOGLING

    Are you referrng to my ONE “good guess” about the biblical origin of “Lo and Behold?” Clearly, in a frenzied attempt to catch me out and not knowing the answer yourself, you immediately rushed to google it. For shame! But that’s okay. I forgive you. However, my attempt was not “ridiculous” as you claim since it was simply a correction of the bitcher’s own rendering as “Low and Behold.” Now that WAS ridiculous!

    What do you think of my new avatar? Don’t you think its time for a change yourself? It looks like the dog had an accident on the floor.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  15. RSVP

    :Montrealman (10:28am)

    So thats what all your perceived intellect is based on, a “good guess”? My mind is blown, figuratively of course. How many other “good guesses” do you make throughout the course of a day? One, five, possibly fifty?

    I had actually done part of my thesis on domestic servants and had taken a liking to Lady Sarah Spencer Lyttleton based on her son who I had learned about in a Grade 11 political science class. So long story short I felt the need to pounce, metaphorically of course, on the oppurtunity to correct your blatent error.

    Have you read the Bible? Can you read my son? That would of course be without moving your lips.

    And yes, it was a ridiculous attempt on your part and I think you realized that a while ago. Hence the amount of energy you’re now expending to defend yourself and your “good guess”. However you are correct that the OB’s rendering was also ridiculous.

    Your new avatar is wonderful. Finally one that is befitting of its author. Any thoughts on my avatar?

    :Hoist (10:49am)

    We may suffer from the same problems.

    Nukka

  16. Your “thesis” on domestic servants? Would that have been at cooking school? Did you have trouble cleaning up the floor?

  17. MORE ON NUKKA’S “THESIS”

    Do you think Nukka did his “thesis” on garbage collectors? But the puzzle, since any thesis must advance a point of view supported by research, relates to just what sort of “thesis” was he advancing. Was it historical – “Garbage Collecting Now and Then”? Was it a personal account – “My Time Among the Garbage Cans?” Who knows?

    In any case, on the face of it garbage collecting does seem to lack the required cognitive dimension, wouldn’t you agree? It also would be interesting to learn the degree-granting institution. Perhaps he’ll let us know.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  18. RSVP

    : Montrealman (2:49pm, 4:51pm)

    It appears your reading comprehension is severely lacking once again. I had said, “I had actually done part of my thesis on domestic servants”. Note the word “part”.

    Now before I can get back into a sharing mood you will have to address my post at 11:14 am in great depth.

    Nukka

  19. RSVPS

    STILL MORE ON NUKKA’S “THESIS”

    : Nukka 10/13, 6:13 PM)

    There was nothing to address in your post of 11:14AM, in “great depth” or otherwise. The reason lies in the fact that your charges were completely conjectural, spurious and without foundation.

    You had done only “part” of your thesis on domestic servants? What was the other “part” about? It sounds to me like you’re lacking conceptual focus. I want to help you but I must know the title, the thesis you intended to advance (i.e. what was your point?), its structural components and, of course, the institution under whose auspices you pursued your in-depth research. I’ll be looking forward to your reply with great anticipation.

    : Mr. Meaty (9:43PM & 9:44PM)

    Why was Nukka on your back? Was it related to his “thesis?” If Nukka wan’t on your back, then 9:44PM is incoherent. Write back soon.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  20. RSVP : Montrealman (8:49am)

    May I borrow a line from Mr Harper….. yawn.

    The title of my thesis was “Working Class Heroes”. It was also very well received. I’d share more but the bullies on here would love to exploit my personal information if I did.

    Also, I don’t really take random strangers online that seriously so what am I going to defend myself against? Unemployed Trolls?

    : Mr Meaty (9:43pm, 9:44pm)

    It was one time and I’m still all greasy. Get over it, dear.

    PS- Now who has sand in their vagina?

    Nukka

  21. RSVP

    : Nukka (10/14, 9:04AM)

    If I were you I wouldn’t borrow anything from “Mr Harper.” What happened to him anyway? I fear the worst.

    So, progress is being made. However, as with my previous comment, the title “Working Class Heroes” does suggest a lack of focus. What, if anything, did they have in common or have you simply written a disjointed series of thumbnail sketches which suggests an undergraduate “thesis” at best. By whom was it “very well received?” Did they give their reasons?

    Interestingly, you previously accused me of being a “cry baby” over the hacking incident but now, with your reference to “the bullies on here,” you appear to have fallen victim to the same malady. You must not be frightened. Montrealman will protect you.

    I believe that the last line of your reply to me should read, “Also, I don’t really take random strangers online that seriously so against whom am I going to defend myself? Unemployed trolls?” In addition to a little grammatical slippage – something I can help you with – you appear to have violated a cardinal principle of Bitch – the suggestion that you are somehow above the others on this site. This, of course, is something with which I am very familiar and so can offer my assistance in this regard as well.

    It seems like you really were on Mr. Meaty’s back. This does not sound good.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  22. RSVP

    : Montrealman (9:35am)

    I believe Mr Harper is taking yet another temper tantrum to protest the Moderator. I wonder if he’s winning?

    And yes, you were being a crybaby.

    I was also being sarcastic as usual with the bully comment. Its amazing how many people take my bully accusations to heart so I thought I’d throw it out there again. Example: The last time I jokingly said I was being bullied on here two (yes, two) commentors ended up getting banned over their childish reactions. One has resurfaced but the other must be baking cookies for someone, lol.

    I am not above anyone on this board. Well, maybe a few but they stopped commenting or got banned and just keep coming back……. But on a serious note what does Nukka really have to prove? Do you think I wake up and think to myself “todays the day I’ll finally win against an anonymous commentor on a local newspaper”?

    I also hate to think what Mr Meaty would do to something so cute and young if it was actually on his back.

    Nukka

  23. RSVP

    : Nukka (11:50AM)

    I think Golda M might be on to something. The reason I say this relates not so much to your statement to the effect that you hold yourself to be above a few but rather to the fact that you have provided no answers to my questions of 8:49AM. This is not a matter of “What does Nukka really have to prove?” That is just tap-dancing. Rather it is simply a matter of stating the facts of the case in respect to what we must, until such factual statements are forthcoming, revert once again to calling your “thesis.” I’m sure you will be able to understand this and not resort to further smoke-screening.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  24. beating a dead nag MM, our resident prissy pants is NOT forthcoming that his ‘thesis’ was probably for the community college night course he was crowing about last year. oh gaudeamus igitur.

    back on the friggin topic posted – support your local farmers or you will have no choice whatsoever. I like to see where the meat I eat comes from, I can hang over the fence and feed the cows some clover. it assuages some of the guilt I feel for having them killed just because I like pot roast. once seen, those videos of creeps beating cows and pigs, kicking them, pinching their tender parts & tormenting them cannot be unseen.

  25. Yes Good dog, something tells me you are right about “prissy pants” but do you even think his “thesis” was awarded for some community college night course? Anyway, it appears he has exited stage left, as the saying goes.

    I agree totally with your observations regarding those videos showing sadistic creeps beating cows (with shovels) and pigs (with baseball bats). The most disturbing thing on television. Well, maybe with the exception of Dr. Oz.

  26. Dr Oz should have his show removed from TV after selling ‘magic beans’ as being a cure all for obesity,he out right lying to millions.

    Doctors are only human and we all lie,some more often than others.

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