OK… just got my property tax bill. With fucking spelling mistakes on it!!! WHAT THE FUCK???
I’m supposed to pay a pile of money so that you can hire uneducated clerks at likely minimum wage to type up this crap and send it to me? Pathetic!
It’s MANDATORY… not manditory… FUCK!!!! —Fatbastard
This article appears in Aug 19-25, 2010.


This is the same subspecies of bureacratic genius who think that moving Access Nova Scotia to one of the least accessible parts of the HRM is a good idea.
it’s certainly a good idea for them… much less traffic for them to deal with daily.
certainly not on the way to and from work though…
Don’t worry, they make much more than minimum wage since it is a government job!
They can’t decide whether they want to be called Access Nova Scotia or Service Nova Scotia, FFS! Just pick a name dammit and go with it! Makes finding their phone # a whole lot quieter with less expletives exploding fast and furious!
Hey Fatbastard, maybe they should invest more of your money in education so we aren’t turning out more illiterates into the workforce. Hands up, how many people are surprised that the lowering of educational standards has resulted in misspelled tax bills? What’s next? “Oh, look! Dr. Learnlittle has requested 8 aortec clamps, 6 rib-spredders and 5 sculpals for Mr Fatbastard’s bypass surgery today. He must be getting the full zipper job!”
I hate spelling mistakes in documents like that. Joking with the Communications gal here in my office, she’s being sent things DAILY from the National office in big TO piled full of mistakes, bad grammar and just wrong-ness. Apparently they sent a letter to Dal saying “Insiring minds” and “jungle bells” instead of jingle bells. And that was just this morning.
So feel better, the education system in Ontari-ario sucks too.
In re to Access/Service/Whatever Nova Scotia. Having spent 30 years in another province that let the private sector take over, I can honestly say that putting it all into private hands is the way to go. (That goes for liquor stores too.)
As far as the educational system goes, anyone that knows a teacher, knows how bad it is and how fast they push them through.
This is why NS cannot retain educated graduates. Where’s the compensation to stay when uneducated hicks get the jobs and unionized jobs that allows 50 employees to oversee the removal of one manhole cover?
I got a notice today from the Dept. of Justice for the province of Nova Scoita. Sweet. And that was in the header!
@An Ivan Too Far … actually Access NS (and their forced move out of their old location) is responsible for the Registry of Motor Vehicles among other things…they are not correlated with property taxes, they are sent out at the municipal level … I’m surprised they didn’t run a spell check first…hopefully that’s the only mistake 😉 … I didn’t get mine, that means it’s free, right ?
10 words you need to stop misspelling by the Oatmeal:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling
Language evolves. Get over it. Haven’t any of you ever heard of invented spelling?
I should point out that what some see as a disturbing trend towards illiteracy has been matched by an increase in the amount of foul language used in public by both sexes. I never heard such language used by adults when I was younger, and I didn’t use it myself and still don’t. However, from what I’ve seen here at LTWWB, it appears that such language is now the societal norm.
What the fuck is up with that fucking shit I ask you?
Sometimes I like to type phonetically. Just for the hell of it.
Access Nova Scotia is the name of the physical facilities that house different Departments (Motor Vehicles, Residential Tenancies, etc).
thank you occifer in blue…language and words are the key to nirvana. phonetics escape me pk heehaw
i’s done by computers now, rememver.
that oatmeal link was gold!
I’m glad I don’t drink coffee, I’d need to buy a new monitor…
and why isn’t phonetically spelled foneticly?
Fatbastard, I 100% agree that NS needs to get with the times and get rid of the waste of money that is the NSLC!
FOE-NET-ICK-LEE
Better, zZz? 😛
Hay guys: is it wrong that I judge people on their ability to write a grammatically correct sentence that is spelled appropriately?
Because if it is, I don’t wanna be right 😉
it’s not like schadenfreude pk or greed so i think it be otay…freak^^^
horny tickle eeee?
🙂 I love that Access Nova Scotia is moving to Bayer’s Lake….it’s just across the road from my office. Hooray. It’s super easy to get to when you have a car. So if you don’t have a car, tough luck. Won’t be seeing you in the line anytime soon.
Bayers Lake? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..I’d like to shake the hand of the moron who made that decision.
go see peter kelly then, or maybe it’s dexter, one is almost interchangable with the other lastely, both are dolts.
Thanks for the clarification hrmboy – but as the old saying goes – Gubmint is gubmint.
Aparently in an effort to save the Canadian public some tax dollars our backlog of spellcheck software has been cancelled.