To the girls in pointy shoes, tight pants and the bored stares on your face watching the USA vs. Canada game at any Halifax bar last Sunday: It’s a hockey game! You’re in Canada. Don’t roll your eyes when people scream and yell. PS: You can dress up all you want but I’m pretty sure dudes aren’t looking at you thinking, “I can’t watch this game, I am too distracted by your beautiful blonde poof and caked-on make-up. Marry me.” Next game head to the Dome. —Better Not See You Next Game
This article appears in Feb 18-24, 2010.


and that’s why most n.s. males suck, they rather watch stupid sports than score with a good looking bimbo. what a fucking unlife they have, right girls.
yes, cause fucking is all life is about….
you raging hardon.
get a clue.
Personally, I prefer good lookin’ bimbos who will scream and holler at a hockey game. And believe me, there are plenty of them out there. LS- I leave the rest of’em for you 🙂
If I have to leave them alone during American Idol, The Bachelor, etc then the least they can do is leave me alone when hockey’s on.
The bimbos will still be there when the game is over…
very descriptive, funny bitch…people are interesting to observe. i don’t go to bars to watch sports but i can well imagine these creatures
Who goes to a sports bar dressed like that anyway?
It never said Sports Bar…it said ‘any’ Bar.
Your not paying attention ?
Or are you watching a game ?
Wow O.P. where exactly were these obviously intelligent women at ?
Between the guy’s who’re more interested in other guy’s playing a game on TV, the same guy’s who usually would rather fight then Fuck (so first they get all worked up watching guy’s play-Then they’d rather get all physical with another guy there)
Then have anything to with two single women….
Hey ! LS…I’m with you .
This is why I avoid bars… The chicks who frequent them are fucking idiots, and deserved to be knocked out.
Random example:
A lil over a year ago I was at a UFC event; and this woman was goin on, and on and on talking loudly and excitedly that her fave hockey team won their game that night… I got a lil annoyed with her; our convo went sorta like…
ME: *annoyed grunt* woman!
HER: *sarcastically* Oh, I’m sorry… I’m a lil excited that my fave hockey team, The Habs won their game
ME: *shrugs* The Cunucks are better
HER: I’m a CANADIAN girl! I cheer for CANADIAN teams!
Seriously… I wanted to punch her out… not for her team choice, but because she was THAT FUCKIN RETARDED
ahh excuse me ladies guys NEED one day off from the living hell that is the pursuit of female companionship reindeer games for the love of god sheesh!
hey OP, you noticed her. You REALLY noticed her.
What a stupid bitch.
OP, I find it quite funny that you noticed the color of her hair, how much make-up this chick had on, how tight her pants were, and even what kind of shoes she was wearing….and then claim that no guys were looking at or noticing! paha too funny!
I prefer a jersey and kicks when watching sports, but I’d probably be checkin out the chicks too. Why don’t I have a penis?
How do you guys walk around with that thing hangin down there anyway?
LOL, good call ladies.
I can’t even stand wearing those pointy stilettos when I’m out at a club, so you can bet if I’m watching the game with my friends at the bar, I’m in a hoodie/jersey, jeans, and sneakers. Out-drinking the guys.
You can always tell that those are the girls whose boyfriends/male friends said they’d agree to go to the club if the girls would watch the game at the bar first.
I also think that there’s a certain age where I had to ask myself why try so hard to look “hot” when I go out….take me for me or don’t take me at all.
i have to side with the girls. they are probably wondering how people can freak out over the boringest of boring thing. it’s not like lady gaga’s new video was on the tv. for the first time. i could understand screaming and fainting then.
not everyone has to freak out about the most boring thing in the world. which would be hockey. well, there’s nascar too. let’s drive around in a circle… all day… we are fighting a war over gas, basically, so lets drive around in a circle… all day…
If a bimbo finds hockey the most “boring thing in the world” then why is she at a bar watching the event?
To each their own, but if you go to a pub/bar that’s hosting a sport event, and you’re bored then why be there at all?
I’d never date a women who wouldn’t watch a hockey game with me – at least the important games anyway.