This is a bitch to my female cousin:
What the fuck is the matter with you?
We have been living together for 2 months… I have a boyfriend and we have sex fairly often in my room, and we aren’t very discreet about it either!
Um… are you listening in on us or something?????? Every fucking time I leave my bedroom (after the ‘event’), I catch you ‘scrambling’ away to your room or something, ya know, pretending you were already doing something else. Do you think I don’t know ’bout that? Do you get OFF from hearing your own fucking cousin (whom you used to play barbies and hide n seek with back in fucking 1985) climaxing? If so,wtf, do you orgasm from hearing/seeing/imagining your PARENTS banging each other???? You have fucking issues! You need to move your perverted ass out!
This article appears in Oct 23-29, 2008.
EW! Your cousin does have issues and you need to confront her about it and get her to move her ass out!