So, you asked if I wanted to go to a movie with you last weekend. I said sure! You asked if your boyfriend could come, I said sure, I quite like him so that’s no issue. You said you didn’t want me to feel like the third wheel so if I didn’t want him there then it wouldn’t be a problem we could go just us. I said no no, not a problem. He comes along on Saturday night, it was great, we all were talking, had dinner, then we sat in the theatre. About 45 mins into the movie you start making out with him. I get that it’s dark, that part of the film was a bit sensual, I understand. However, you guys were full on groping making out (I say this cause I turned to see you and catch your popcorn before it fell off your lap) missing half the film for a good, I’d say 15 mins. You then had the audacity to turn to me and ask what you’d missed. Really? I seriously considered moving seats, but the theatre was filled. I never felt like the 3rd wheel until that moment. Did you suddenly forget the convo we just had a few hours earlier? I will never be your 3rd wheel again. —Lesson Learned
This article appears in Jan 19-25, 2012.
Let the popcorn fall ……… his “orville” was going to be in her “redenbacher” whether there was a full theatre or not.
People “make out” in movies? What are you guys, in Grade 7?
Every couple makes out in a theater (I think it’s a law or something). What ever made you think they weren’t going to? Are you that naive? Don’t blame your friend, you were the one that said her bf could come (cum?).
I have never made out in a theatre. I usually actually want to see a movie when I actually go to one. Your friend was rude and should have sat somewhere else instead of right beside you if she wanted to make out with her bf or WAITED – building tension is fun. Didja know that athletes will refrain from having sex before a big game/match to build tension and make them more aggressive and focused? Now you do!
i’m with mel and cranky, plus everybody knows you make out at drive-ins
OB, jump on it on their action. They weren’t looking for a third wheel, just a third.
I’ve never made out in a theatre either…
I’m paying for their entertainment… why would I settle for entertainment I can get for free any time?
eff that. hold hands or whatever… but shut up and let me enjoy the movie.
(Ps, I now only go to movies I want to see… none of that, ‘I know you don’t want to see it… but come with me anyways” bullshit.)
Mel.. that’s actually the worst thing you can do… because the hormones released help give you a good sleep and will keep you more focused later on.
They also thought that your testosterone/estrogen (as the case may be) levels would be higher as you grew more pent up… but it’s not the case.
regular coitus keeps it up just as nicely.
I’d cite if I could remember where I read the research…
It works for GSP, Z
I hate when people can’t make time for you, and time for their S/O. It’s disrespectful to both parties. If my buddy asked me to go to a movie, or dinner, or anything and then asked if his gf could come, I’d be like, yeah nevermind
Making out at “Schindler’s List” = Bad
Large Nachos at “Schindler’s List” = Worse. >: (
Seriously, I don’t care if you’re Zooey Deschanel. When the movie starts, you stay in your own goddam seat. Don’t be climbing into mine. Grrrrrrrrrrr.
And Buds – even though it’s 2012, the old “Fuck no we’re not gay!” – empty seat separation – that never goes out of style.
But the OB said it was fine for him to come, she could have said no and the two of them go and have one on one time.
“die already”
Tim, I get what you’re saying, but the friend invited OB and then proceeded to ask if it was okay for her BF to come along. I highly doubt that OB was expecting she’d be made to feel uncomfortable because her friend acted like her and her BF needed to get a room … usually when you go to a movie, it’s to actually watch it … not have it as background noise while you make out in the theatre.
Folks, if you need it that bad … stay home and watch a movie on the couch … you can hit the pause button or rewind if you happen to lose your spot because you’ve lost your hands in each other’s pants.
And, I hear you Tommy … I’d do the same unless the BF or GF was going to stay in the picture and establishing some sort of connection with this other person was inevitable.
That’s rude! Don’t invite somebody to the movies and then invite someone else in the meantime then proceed to make out with the second person making the first invited person feel uncomfortable. Not to mention that the act of explaining the missed parts to the movie to the horny toad makes you miss the part of the movie playing during said explanation. Two faux pas.
next time you and YOUR guy, have sex, ask her if she wants to join in, when she says no, ask her how it feels to be in your place then.
Bro Time is the Newman of this board.
“And Buds – even though it’s 2012, the old “Fuck no we’re not gay!” – empty seat separation – that never goes out of style.”
I’ma like that shit twice
I bet it’s more of a placebo effect…
kinda like those pirin tabs…
LOL- that’s funny and rude.