To the two cops that stopped my friend and i after we crossed the intersection from North Park to Citadel Hill side, because they said we didn’t cross fast enough and could write us both a ticket. Up yours Pig!
That’s a long cross from North Park to the Citadel side, and the hand signal was still blinking.
And then you ask us where we are going? None of your damn business! and then you ask “If we’ve ever been in trouble with the Law before?” Seriously?? F**k you Pig, with all the crime in this city, you pick on two guys who didn’t cross the street fast enough?
Do you do this to old people when they can’t cross fast enough? Or are there different rules for younger people?
Kiss my slow walking ass, you pathetic pig.

—I smell Bacon…Oink Oink

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16 Comments

  1. now he didnt just say something to you in the hindsight of safety and then you guys stated getting lippy at him?
    I suspect there is more to this story. drunk perhaps?

  2. Always remember to get their badge numbers.
    You can’t complain or launch any action into an incident if you can’t give them a place to start & knowing who the pig…I mean officer(s) is ,helps you.
    Also you don’t have to answer all of their questions ,but being polite & identifying yourself is something they can ask you. You don’t have to give them your life story, but shitting on them, is just going to splatter all over yourself !

  3. We were stone sober, both of us, not a drop of alcohol. We were going to a friends house to watch the opening ceremonies of the olympics. I hope both those cops read this and come straight to my door.

  4. put em up, put em up…..
    I’ll take every last one of ya’s….

    pffft pffft…
    that’s the sound of fists of fury flying past your ears….

  5. That’s why I have a hidden sound/audio device on my person when out and about.

    One of the popular ones is the camera pen, but I found a better one for about $60.

    Yayyy CMOS/CCD technology…a well -deserved Nobel to the guy that invented it.

    http://www.chinavasion.com/index.php/cName…

    Why go home and stew when you can post bad behaviour on youtube?

    Of course, this idea fails if YOU GUYS were assholes as well!

    I find my devices have indeed made ME a kinder person…I am so eager NOT to be the “asshole” on the tape, that I go out of my way to be overly polite (but firm)….turns out that it was ME all along! (half kidding).

    I don’t get into as many rows at the bank/Canadian Tire/restaurants etc etc as I used to…but I DO still meet with idiots, and when I do, they’re on tape.

    😉

  6. Do you get a commission from Chinavision? 🙂

    I love that you tape yourself to make you a better person as well…That’s actually a pretty good experiment…tape your interactions for a day and play them back later to see if the world has a shitty attitude or you do. I know what I’m getting Kay for Christmas.

  7. ChinavAsion, but no.

    I have mentioned it on here only when appropiate, IMO.

    Another product I have from them is a “black box” recorder for my vehicle.
    Using a 2-32 Gig SD card, it records forward through your windshield, and loops after an hour or so if nothing untoward happens.

    Again, this technology is not helpful for shitty drivers. But there are increasing incidences of “staged” accidents whereby you end up “guilty in an unavoidable rear-end, when the “victims” suddenly cut in front of you and slam on their brakes. Oft0times they even nave a “witness” in another car nearby!…with this little gem, you’ve got ’em bang to rights…!

    $75 at the above link.

    One needs to look out for one’s own interests these days, Miles…who else is going to? Cops? Judges?

  8. Oh, I wasn’t criticizing…I love gadgets. You just do a good job promoting them, you SHOULD be getting commission.

  9. OP…. why the hell do you call yourself FifaWorldCup? Are you German? And if you are, yeah, you likely took so long to cross the street cause you kept swaying and staggering from side to side. And Germans think they can drink…………..

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