This morning I was grateful to finally get a seat on the bus. But, had I known I would have you get on the bus and then stand next to my seat with your nasty ass crack in my face for 20 minutes, I would have rather stood. You need to get pants that fit, lose some weight, and for christ’s sake, take a fucking shower once in a while. That ranky stench caused my stomach to roll. —Grossed Out by Bus Butt
This article appears in Mar 24-30, 2011.
Cue Sebaceous’ cruel but accurate shot at bus people in 5 – 4 – 3 – 2 – 1
Yeah… Sebaceous is about right:
http://www.sciencephoto.com/images/downloa… (probably NSFW)
I always knew sebastard was a cyst on a butt. Probably why he’s so attached to them.
good grief…this is my fave plumber http://www.criticsguide.com/media/image/DA…
OP, carry some marbles with you and when you see that fat ass, drop the marble in the crack. Stupid fat people will think they shit themselves again and will start digging. Totally funny to watch them try to turn around….beep beep beep beep.
You sat there inhaling raunchy butt stench for 20 minutes? That’s about 19 minutes and 58 seconds longer than I would have before getting up to move somewhere less ‘aromatic’ on the bus, even if the bus was a sardine can.
You should have just slotted your copy of the Metro in his crack and put a lighter to it.
yes o.p., that was indeed josephine the plumber. she was looking to piss someone off today, and said that it looked like you needed to be the one.
it’s a fucking bus, expect the unexpected.
Not all plumbers display butt crack, jus sayin
OP, I know exactly who you are talking about and agree 100%
Heehee, Anglo, you’re TOTALLY a plumber, aren’tcha? lol
This happened to me the first summer I’d moved back from the valley. Except it was in the middle of summer on a hot as hell day on a stuffed 52 — this was back in the day before A/C’d busses and when the 52 only ran every half hour. It was freaking NASTY.